Jooed

to be penetrated by a man of Jewish faith or to get dissed in an extremely painful way

Oh! He just got insulted very badly! He got jooed.

by harrium and plester March 12, 2005

Jooed

Verb: To con somone out.

"Hey nigger, dont joo me out."

or

"Damnit you jooed the shit out of me."

by adam October 15, 2004

all joed up

to be on a large amount of any intoxicant

joe took 12 bars and a 40 oc he is all joed up

by bderst December 9, 2007

Jooked

adj.

To be stabbed.

"Get jooked with a spike!"
-Necro

by Kadava September 25, 2003

Joedeek

often known for his uncoordinated walking style. Known for bringing the soccer ball and pissing of teachers especially in gym class because of his non inability to play sports. Known for his dirty joesauce.

man: Were is Joedeek with the soccer ball

man:he is probably eating some of his dirty joesauce

by Jleader January 26, 2015

Jood

Jood is usually a girl with brown hair and brown eyes. Jood is a caring, loving person. She is so funny. Jood hates drama but is always put into it. She does not make anyone feel left out. She knows what friends to keep close. She has a very nice personality and everyone always wants to be around her. Jood is super pretty. You either become her friend or fall in love with her but their is no way you hate her. She is so fun and spirited. You always need a Jood in your life.

"That girl is so hot, she is probably a Jood."
"Jood is so nice!"

by Queen.Of.comebacks July 23, 2016

Joedism

A radical, international, 22nd century philosophical practice unifying all male men named Joe, Joseph, Giuseppe, Yosef, etc.
This practice often involves a head nod and the offering of a cupcake.

Joe: "Want a cupcake?"
Joe: *nods*

...Joedism.

by bizarnite February 17, 2008