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Small parasites that are spread by jews. Supposedly, if you catch them you gradually become jewish.

No way am I sleeping in THAT bed, I might catch some of your jooties!

Jooties by Israeli_D_31 August 3, 2011

Jootie-butt

A noun created by a man who goes by the name of Kreoble.

A particularly large, round butt. Also known as the predecessor of Jootiebalootie-butt, which is a colossal scale buttocks.

"Damn, that stud over there got a jootie-butt."

"Holy shit dude that guy's got a fucking jootiebalootie-butt."

Jootie-butt by Big_Dick_Larry June 3, 2023

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Related Words

Jooty • Joobies • joonies • jooniesexual • Jootie • joloties • jooniesis • Jootie-butt • jooky • Jookie Spore

Joobies

The lovely bosoms of a lovely Jewish lady.

"i'm dating miriam schwartz! it's a double win - my parents will approve and she has nice joobies!"

Joobies by Anne Copperdink December 15, 2008

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Jootie

Getting ass from a Jewish girl.

Bob: That Jootie I got last night was totally covetous!

Joe: Heil yeah!

Jootie by Mo Chedda March 7, 2004

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Joonies

The pre-boondocks or a neighborhood that's ghetto, but mellow at the same time.

I rather live in the Joonies!
Joonies?
You know, like the pre-boondocks!
Oh yeah, the Joonies.

Joonies by Trill2DaMax July 19, 2014

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Jookies

A man who cares only about himself and bullies children

Person 1: That man over there just called an 11 yo girl a bitch!

Person 2: He sounds like a Jookies

Jookies by Wolfy ❤️ October 4, 2020

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joloties

A pair of womans breasts or a minor insult to somebody

Note when it becomes plural note that the ie is removed and replaced with ty

ty

"They are seriously nice joloties, can i have a suckle"

"What a fucking Jolotty head"

"mate, ur just one big jolotty"

joloties by T Tone May 15, 2007

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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