6 definitions by T Tone

1. One who manages his/her anus to a high level of cleanliness
2. One who manages more than one anus at any given time, can also be described as an assmaster
3. One who has auhority over alot of anus's asif some sort of keeper of anus's only with permission are u allowed to use one.
1.T dude "Geeze this girl i went down had a seriously nice analhole, I was almost sure she was a definite ass manager"

2.P dude " Haha man I was loving it the other night I got three hot chicks and was managing their poop chute's all at the same time, fuck yeah"

3.M dude "I went upto this hot gurl last week and said you have a seriouesly nice ass wanna fuck, She said I should really speak to the ass manager about my request.
I was like wtf is an ass manager?"
by T Tone May 2, 2007
Its actual meaning is a Magazine that is written by fans.

However we have changed the meaning of this fabulous word to meaning a womens trinket box. Fabulous. A.K.A vagina, pussy, cunt, twat and money purse.

Depends on the circumstances where you use this word.
"God damn she is a hot piece of Fanzine"

"Ur such a fanzine"

"Want me to touch ur fanzine?"
by T Tone April 14, 2007
To bane some one in the anus, when they are least expecting it.

Can be said:
Anal Banage
Anally Baned
T dude "I crept up on this girl in the club and whipped out my wanger and gave her some anal bane"

P dude " Mate that is anal banage to the max"

M dude " Yer man i once got anally baned"
by T Tone May 2, 2007
A pair of womans breasts or a minor insult to somebody

Note when it becomes plural note that the ie is removed and replaced with ty

"They are seriously nice joloties, can i have a suckle"

"What a fucking Jolotty head"

"mate, ur just one big jolotty"
by T Tone May 2, 2007
Turkey purse is another word for the womans moneybox or more familiar term pussy. Can be used when speaking to and about the womans down below bits.
"I love your turkey purse its elegant"

"I was giving her turkey purse a real thrashing last night"

"I went to get a prostitute, got one and her turkey purse was like a pair of beef curtains"
by T Tone May 2, 2007
To be annoying, frustrating or just generally being a fag.

I derived the word originally from the mix of the words "Anal" and "Rapist" Thus the word analist was born.

Can also be used as a greeting sometimes I have found.
"Your such a f***ing analist"

"Stop being such an analist"

"Alright you Analist"
by T Tone April 14, 2007