jooniesexual
jooniesexual by BTS lover;) December 9, 2020
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jooniesexual
Random person: hey youâre cute canât I have your number? ;)
you: sorry Iâm jooniesexual
Random person: what?
you: ... jooniesexual
Random person: what the fuck
you: sorry Iâm jooniesexual
Random person: what?
you: ... jooniesexual
Random person: what the fuck
jooniesexual by anonymous December 18, 2020
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Friend: Hey that guy is super cute you should go get his number!
Me: Sorry but no. Im Joonsexual.
Friend: Youâre what?
Me: Iâm Joonsexual
Me: Sorry but no. Im Joonsexual.
Friend: Youâre what?
Me: Iâm Joonsexual
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When you're only attracted to Jennie ,,, please love me Jennie ,,,. But you know she's taken by Rosie ;-;
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