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Jonky

Verb: Something unpleasant, or doesn't feel right.
My wrist feels Jonky.
by Anna Suzahara May 14, 2005
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Jonky

(Noun) - A Jewish Honky, hence Jonky.
(Waiter) - 'That Jonky skipped out on leaving me a tip'
by Mr. 12Level February 23, 2010
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Jonky

Jonky stands for a caffeine enthusiast/addict.
That is her second espresso, man, that's Jonky!
by PapaDaeDdy March 8, 2023
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jonny concrete

Slang term used to describe an item or object that's flipin awesome - something that you'd swap an arm or your own granny for. Comes from the British luxury brand that specialises in making concrete furniture and brick wall for graffiti artists. The brand is well known in London for the concrete door stops it leaves around the city for people to find.
If your mate had a concrete doorstop with a steel handle or a flying car that doubled as a submarine you'd say 'that's totally jonny concrete man'.
by bunchofbananas January 17, 2019
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Fatass Jonny

"Fatass Jonny" is a term created on December of 27th, in 2020. First ever footage of such term used was documented in the video titled, "Fat ass Johnny (CSGO Moment)" uploaded by the channel, "Mrbailey channel". The term is frequently used in the CS:GO community. It is used to call someone who spent, or currently spends, money on the CS:GO game starting from when the game became free in 2018.

Clarifications;
An individual cannot be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they sold something on the Steam market and later on bought something in CS:GO.
An individual can be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they took money out of their wallet to buy something in CS:GO.
An individual cannot be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they took money out of their wallet to buy a Steam gift card and then purchase something in CS:GO.
An individual can be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they bought an item in CS:GO that was planned to make profit from, but failed to do so.
Danny spent $20 on a CS:GO skin out of his own wallet, he has now become a Fatass Jonny.

Lev is not a Fatass Jonny because he sold his skin for $20 when originally he bought it for $15, and therefore made profit.
by exxarushii February 8, 2022
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jonnythan

What a foolish comment, don't be such a jonnythan.
by Rection,HughG November 27, 2019
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The Jonkler

The Jonkler: *jerks man off*
Man: I’m proud of you dick
by Lazy Bro August 15, 2023
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