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Jonk 

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Owned plz, One who is owning people, one who can shove arrows through your ass.
Liek OMFG Jonk is chasing me through the wildy kicking my ass!!!
Jonk by Insulin March 13, 2005
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jonk • Jonker • Jonking • jonko • jonkey • Jonkler • jonkies • jonkle • Jonked • Jonk Bonking

jonk 

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jonk complains about things
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jonk by BloodyPickleHD February 11, 2021
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To have coitus with someone
Jamal will jonk Tenzing
Jamal and Tenzing will consensually jonk
Jonk by Koala3216 November 8, 2021
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A white person
That man Eric is a jonk.
Jonk by Leo35 December 27, 2022
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To fail a really simple task in the worst way possible.

Term originally coined by WorstPremadeEver, a British streamer group.
"You've just gone and jonked it!"
Jonk by MaD2Fan2018 April 11, 2023
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Slang term for female or feminin person other variation is nigga-jonk gay-jonk from the book of Obscene
Looka dat fine jonk ova there!

i can't stand that fagget-jonk!
Jonk by Quranic October 24, 2008
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