jonk

pure magical.

The individual was absolutely jonk, amazing

by TNell March 01, 2020

jonk

jonk complains about things

jonk

by BloodyPickleHD February 11, 2021

jonk

jonk-a shorty who is very tight and goodlooking

that jonk keisha is bangin she wright.

by robeasy October 06, 2006

jonk

junk, stuff

Tha jonk is tight!

by Ted April 11, 2003

jonk

Its having a wank and a jobbie at the same time. Its very hard to do - I tried once and failed....

Man - he really is teasing out a jonk.

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

jonk

a retard, a cretin, a total fucking imbecile, someone u dont like

OMFG!u complete and total jonk, what the fuck are u doing?

that stupid jonk donkey punched me last night

u fucking retard!u r such a jonk

by rosie/mica July 01, 2006

jonk

hidari te, left handed laotian; one who jonks to survive; a sociopath; believes in mcmahanism;

i got jonked in the face while drinking green tea

by ditry ak November 03, 2006