Jonkling is the sexual act of putting Evolution stones (from Pokémon) on/in/around your private areas to induce sexual pleasure
Trainer #1: “Hey man you wanna come over today?”
Trainer #2: “Nah sorry bro i’m gonna be busy Jonkling with my Vaporeon’s water stone!”
Trainer #2: “Nah sorry bro i’m gonna be busy Jonkling with my Vaporeon’s water stone!”
by Burntbacon14 March 5, 2024
Get the Jonkling mug.To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.
Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
by jezzandmark September 9, 2011
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Translates into "kidding me"
Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
by jeterjonk October 25, 2010
Get the Jonking my jeter mug.Denise would often wake up Graham with a hearty junkling session Thursday mornings. This is how Graham knew Denise was 'up for it'.
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Get the Jonking mug.Meaning :When you say something and people assume you are joking but you are actually being serious; when you say you are just kidding but you actually meant it
Darell: "I hate you"
Margaret: "Hahaha"
Darell: "Haha.. yeah I was just jokling"
Margaret: "Yeah funny one... wait a minute!"
Margaret: "Hahaha"
Darell: "Haha.. yeah I was just jokling"
Margaret: "Yeah funny one... wait a minute!"
by everydayi'mjokling June 6, 2016
Get the jokling mug.Meaning :When you say something and people assume you are joking but you are actually being serious; when you say you are just kidding but you actually meant it
Darell: "I hate you"
Margaret: "Hahaha"
Darell: "Haha.. yeah I was just jokling"
Margaret: "Yeah funny one... wait a minute!"
Margaret: "Hahaha"
Darell: "Haha.. yeah I was just jokling"
Margaret: "Yeah funny one... wait a minute!"
by everydayi'mjokling June 6, 2016
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