Jonkling

Jonkling is the sexual act of putting Evolution stones (from Pokémon) on/in/around your private areas to induce sexual pleasure

Trainer #1: “Hey man you wanna come over today?”
Trainer #2: “Nah sorry bro i’m gonna be busy Jonkling with my Vaporeon’s water stone!”

by Burntbacon14 March 5, 2024

jonking

To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.

There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!

by jezzandmark September 9, 2011

Jonking my jeter

Translates into "kidding me"

Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60

by jeterjonk October 25, 2010

junkling

The art of handling one's junk in a juggling type fashion.

Denise would often wake up Graham with a hearty junkling session Thursday mornings. This is how Graham knew Denise was 'up for it'.

by Eat the ham May 20, 2016

Jonking

When you get bum raped by a creeper in Minecraft

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a creeper is jonking me in the ASSHOLE!

by Adam Tozer February 26, 2021

jokling

Meaning :When you say something and people assume you are joking but you are actually being serious; when you say you are just kidding but you actually meant it

Darell: "I hate you"
Margaret: "Hahaha"
Darell: "Haha.. yeah I was just jokling"
Margaret: "Yeah funny one... wait a minute!"

by everydayi'mjokling June 6, 2016

jokling

Meaning :When you say something and people assume you are joking but you are actually being serious; when you say you are just kidding but you actually meant it

Darell: "I hate you"
Margaret: "Hahaha"
Darell: "Haha.. yeah I was just jokling"
Margaret: "Yeah funny one... wait a minute!"

by everydayi'mjokling June 6, 2016