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A high-tech robot created in 1983 by a tean of advanced Korean researchers and scientists with the purpose and ultimate goal to snatch the grundle of Jesus.It is prophesized that at The Last Judgment held by God that Jon Y will first slay God with his level 11 fireballs, and then move on to breaking Jesus's pubic bone for ultimate displeasure. At the end of this ordeal Jon Y will take the position once held by God and seat Bruce Lee at his right hand.
Jon Y IVXIIA is equipped with Mach-7 laser eyes and is impervious to blindness due to toothfloss.
Jon Y by Fried Men May 1, 2009
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yeaaahaaaa jon 

1.) a term used to express happiness
2.) something to say for lack of something better
1.)"i just won the lotto. . .YEAAAHAAA JON"
2.) YEAHHAAA JON or Yeaahhhaa jon?
yeaaahaaaa jon by Krys July 6, 2003
A rapper born in Brooklyn NY and now resides in Massachusetts, he fucks hoes and gets money
Guy 1: Yo my girl is chillin with Young Jon
Guy 2: Sorry to hear that, I'd leave her
young jon by 123456k May 14, 2018

crack a ray j on your peep 

:To ejaculate upon ones face
- "crack a ray j" - ejaculating, Cumming
- "peep" - Face
An everyday use:

The ho: "Yo Alfonso you can't jack 55% of my crack, my booty be aching, i took it up the poo tube fo' times today g,Ill call the union...damn nigga"

The Pimp: (pimp slap) Beetch! shut yo mouf before i crack a ray j on your peep, fo' free and jack the other fo'five%, shiiit bitch read the times once and she think she think she been to college..."
crack a ray j on your peep by Shob October 8, 2005
a persons name that is said like johnny but is way cooler when it is spelt like jony.

just a really cool person
1.'hey jony pass me the tomato'

so he passed over the tomato and do you know why? Its coz hes cool

jony by Bobby ma bob bob January 5, 2008
This person is very sociable, they care about their friends, keep people happy and are a person you can trust your life with.
Hey, do you know Jony?
Who doesn't?
Jony by MissingThe6th July 14, 2020
If you have the privilege to come across Jonya you will be hypnotized with those beautiful eyes. Her eyes are not just hypnotizing but are so seductive.
Not to mention she has curve that the most experienced driver would have difficulty staying on course.Jonya has the biggest and most perfect butt that can drive u crazy she's perfect if your lucky to meet her good for you but she's mine oh and she is also very stubborn and thinks she's always right but it's hard to challenge her cuz not only is she beautiful she's smart and is a walking dictionary Google has nothing on her.
Jonya is blessed with a huge asset.
Jonya by Briteone September 2, 2022
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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