Jon Y

A high-tech robot created in 1983 by a tean of advanced Korean researchers and scientists with the purpose and ultimate goal to snatch the grundle of Jesus.It is prophesized that at The Last Judgment held by God that Jon Y will first slay God with his level 11 fireballs, and then move on to breaking Jesus's pubic bone for ultimate displeasure. At the end of this ordeal Jon Y will take the position once held by God and seat Bruce Lee at his right hand.

Jon Y IVXIIA is equipped with Mach-7 laser eyes and is impervious to blindness due to toothfloss.

by Fried Men May 1, 2009

yeaaahaaaa jon

1.) a term used to express happiness
2.) something to say for lack of something better

1.)"i just won the lotto. . .YEAAAHAAA JON"
2.) YEAHHAAA JON or Yeaahhhaa jon?

by Krys July 6, 2003

young jon

A rapper born in Brooklyn NY and now resides in Massachusetts, he fucks hoes and gets money

Guy 1: Yo my girl is chillin with Young Jon
Guy 2: Sorry to hear that, I'd leave her

by 123456k May 14, 2018

crack a ray j on your peep

:To ejaculate upon ones face
- "crack a ray j" - ejaculating, Cumming
- "peep" - Face

An everyday use:

The ho: "Yo Alfonso you can't jack 55% of my crack, my booty be aching, i took it up the poo tube fo' times today g,Ill call the union...damn nigga"

The Pimp: (pimp slap) Beetch! shut yo mouf before i crack a ray j on your peep, fo' free and jack the other fo'five%, shiiit bitch read the times once and she think she think she been to college..."

by Shob October 8, 2005

jony

a persons name that is said like johnny but is way cooler when it is spelt like jony.

just a really cool person

1.'hey jony pass me the tomato'

so he passed over the tomato and do you know why? Its coz hes cool

by Bobby ma bob bob January 5, 2008

Jony

This person is very sociable, they care about their friends, keep people happy and are a person you can trust your life with.

Hey, do you know Jony?
Who doesn't?

by MissingThe6th July 14, 2020

Jonya

If you have the privilege to come across Jonya you will be hypnotized with those beautiful eyes. Her eyes are not just hypnotizing but are so seductive.
Not to mention she has curve that the most experienced driver would have difficulty staying on course.Jonya has the biggest and most perfect butt that can drive u crazy she's perfect if your lucky to meet her good for you but she's mine oh and she is also very stubborn and thinks she's always right but it's hard to challenge her cuz not only is she beautiful she's smart and is a walking dictionary Google has nothing on her.

Jonya is blessed with a huge asset.

by Briteone September 2, 2022