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A high-tech robot created in 1983 by a tean of advanced Korean researchers and scientists with the purpose and ultimate goal to snatch the grundle of Jesus.It is prophesized that at The Last Judgment held by God that Jon Y will first slay God with his level 11 fireballs, and then move on to breaking Jesus's pubic bone for ultimate displeasure. At the end of this ordeal Jon Y will take the position once held by God and seat Bruce Lee at his right hand.
Jon Y IVXIIA is equipped with Mach-7 laser eyes and is impervious to blindness due to toothfloss.
Jon Y by Fried Men May 1, 2009
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yeaaahaaaa jon 

1.) a term used to express happiness
2.) something to say for lack of something better
1.)"i just won the lotto. . .YEAAAHAAA JON"
2.) YEAHHAAA JON or Yeaahhhaa jon?
yeaaahaaaa jon by Krys July 6, 2003
A rapper born in Brooklyn NY and now resides in Massachusetts, he fucks hoes and gets money
Guy 1: Yo my girl is chillin with Young Jon
Guy 2: Sorry to hear that, I'd leave her
young jon by 123456k May 14, 2018

crack a ray j on your peep 

:To ejaculate upon ones face
- "crack a ray j" - ejaculating, Cumming
- "peep" - Face
An everyday use:

The ho: "Yo Alfonso you can't jack 55% of my crack, my booty be aching, i took it up the poo tube fo' times today g,Ill call the union...damn nigga"

The Pimp: (pimp slap) Beetch! shut yo mouf before i crack a ray j on your peep, fo' free and jack the other fo'five%, shiiit bitch read the times once and she think she think she been to college..."
crack a ray j on your peep by Shob October 8, 2005
a persons name that is said like johnny but is way cooler when it is spelt like jony.

just a really cool person
1.'hey jony pass me the tomato'

so he passed over the tomato and do you know why? Its coz hes cool

jony by Bobby ma bob bob January 5, 2008
This person is very sociable, they care about their friends, keep people happy and are a person you can trust your life with.
Hey, do you know Jony?
Who doesn't?
Jony by MissingThe6th July 14, 2020
If you have the privilege to come across Jonya you will be hypnotized with those beautiful eyes. Her eyes are not just hypnotizing but are so seductive.
Not to mention she has curve that the most experienced driver would have difficulty staying on course.Jonya has the biggest and most perfect butt that can drive u crazy she's perfect if your lucky to meet her good for you but she's mine oh and she is also very stubborn and thinks she's always right but it's hard to challenge her cuz not only is she beautiful she's smart and is a walking dictionary Google has nothing on her.
Jonya is blessed with a huge asset.
Jonya by Briteone September 2, 2022
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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