Jomped

Where someone gets ownd so badly it's the equivelant of being stomped by a jew.

Jim: "Dude when we were playing Halo 3 last night I was jomped by a no scope....."

Bob: "Well yeah dude.... you suck."

by E. J. Z. July 14, 2009

Jomped

The rapid removal of ones self from a social gathering without prior notice.

Person 1- Man what an awesome party.
Person 2- Yea man this is pretty great.
Person 3-I gotta go bye.
Person 1- Man he just jomped us.

by Chasexace December 7, 2017

jumped off the porch

started hustling in the streets

I jumped off the porch when I was thirteen.

by teedy2222 May 25, 2008

getting jumped

The act of being maliciously assulted by a large number of individuals, usually physical but may be verbal.

Oh shit! Danto is getting jumped by those kids! We gota help his ass out!

by Nate65 August 24, 2006

Jumped the shark

A metaphor that identifies the exact moment a TV show has reached its creative peak. Or to put it bluntly, it’s the beginning of the end of a once great show. The moment in which it becomes clear the writers are out of good ideas and the show has begun its decent downhill. It’s usually some ridiculous stunt, story line, major character change, or huge fundamental shift in the premise of the show that is viewed as nothing more than a desperate attempt to raise viewership and declining ratings. The phrase refers to an episode of the popular 1970’s sitcom Happy Days, in which one of the main characters is water skiing (while wearing his trademark leather motorcycle jacket mind you), and literally jumps over a shark.

As far as I’m concerned, America’s Next Top Model jumped the shark when Tyra chose that air-headed idiot Nicole as the winner, instead the much more talented and deserving Nik.

by HuskyMiller December 16, 2006

jumped

when you get attacked by a group of people

I just got jumped by a gang of lebanese

by Smavie September 14, 2003

Joepedo

A pedo named Joe.

Joepedo was caught in the high school girl's locker room again.

by booburns June 30, 2009