Jimped 

Comes from that band with the dude from Hot Rod (well theyre a group) and they made the song 'jizzed in my pants'. A short form for which can be made is "jimp", with a past tense used as "Jimped"

Example 1:
Friend - "Dude, did u just see that hot pic"
You - "YO i just jimped!"

Example 2:
~Random Girl bends down~
You - (Whisper to friend) "yo, jimped"

Jimped by DJSTUDIOGSKILLET April 21, 2010

JIMPed 

Jizzed In My Pants

I JIMPed when I saw that car/woman/incredibly awesome thing

orgasm, amazing, climax, pleasure, awesome, jizz

JIMPed by Konscience2 November 26, 2009

jumped off the porch 

started hustling in the streets

I jumped off the porch when I was thirteen.

jumped off the porch by teedy2222 May 25, 2008

getting jumped 

The act of being maliciously assulted by a large number of individuals, usually physical but may be verbal.

Oh shit! Danto is getting jumped by those kids! We gota help his ass out!

getting jumped by Nate65 August 24, 2006

Jumped the shark 

A metaphor that identifies the exact moment a TV show has reached its creative peak. Or to put it bluntly, it’s the beginning of the end of a once great show. The moment in which it becomes clear the writers are out of good ideas and the show has begun its decent downhill. It’s usually some ridiculous stunt, story line, major character change, or huge fundamental shift in the premise of the show that is viewed as nothing more than a desperate attempt to raise viewership and declining ratings. The phrase refers to an episode of the popular 1970’s sitcom Happy Days, in which one of the main characters is water skiing (while wearing his trademark leather motorcycle jacket mind you), and literally jumps over a shark.

As far as I’m concerned, America’s Next Top Model jumped the shark when Tyra chose that air-headed idiot Nicole as the winner, instead the much more talented and deserving Nik.

Jumped the shark by HuskyMiller December 16, 2006

Jimmed 

To be sodomized, to engage in anal sex as the bottom or receiver. Can be used as derogatory remark or to describe an actual event.

1)Man, our ball team got totally Jimmed!

2)Josh is walking funny because he got Jimmed last night!

Jimmed by Ske Ter August 11, 2008

jumped 

when you get attacked by a group of people

I just got jumped by a gang of lebanese

jumped by Smavie September 14, 2003