Definitions by Billinous
Jouan
A somewhat despicable person, capable of murdering thousands which just his voice, but his true goal has the accuracy of The Aim of a Stormtrooper. The Name is Jouan. Not John, Not Stewart, Not Patrick. Jouan. Pronounced JEW-on. Jewon. Not very athletic and uses his brain for nothing but level 1 chess bots. Physically incapable of lifting 5 pounds, but has the potential to knock over Lego bricks. In Sports such as tennis or basketball, he does not hit the ball, but since he is a nerd, he BECOMES the ball.