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A person who is the bootleg version of Josue. Like Bizarro Superman he has all of Josue's strengths and super powers but Josuans are ugly as sin and dumb as a box of rocks.
Girl to girlfriend: "Mmmm look at that Josue over there I'm going over to talk to him."
Girlfriend back to girl: "Don't!!! Look closer girl, he's not a Josue he's a Josuan."
Josuan by Atombomb1982 June 21, 2017
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Joseantonio 

Joseantonio means a very cool, but complex person. The name means hardworking, loyal, nice, and an overachiever, but a perfectionist. A thing that you might not know about a Joseantonio is his feelings. He may look one way, but feel another. Joseantonio may try to blend in or not appear as he may seem. He may be non-trustworthy at times, but an all around good guy and maybe even a bit funny.
I thought I knew you! You are such a Joseantonio!
Sales driving machine!!!

The human version of a honey badger.
The dynasty crusher.
The elite slayer.

The swag killer.

Hunts honey badgers even though he is the human version of one.

The giant demolisher.

Money Mesa destroyer.

Jojuan is as close to a god as a human could be.
I wish I was Jojuan.
Jojuan by TheMafia December 12, 2012

Josianne 

The most hot person you will ever meet, shes amazing, hot, beautiful, smart, outgoing, goddess, you wish you were her, your bf wants to be with her, always the prettiest in the room, she makes people blush by just looking at them, shes gorgeous
Guy 1:look theres Josianne shes so hot <3
Guy 2: she wont ever even look at you youre ugly
Guy 1's GF: IM LEAVING YOU (for her) <333333
Josianne by jlollolbaehotlol November 8, 2021
Outgoing, cheerful, friendly and restless, Josiane is generally on the go. She has a love of freedom, and a disdain for routine. Usually quite outgoing, Josiane make friends with people from all walks of life - she loves to laugh and tease, and gets along well with others.
Her optimism is infectious, although it can get her into trouble from time to time. She is generally easygoing, but she can also possess a quick temper. She's a curious person who loves to learn. Her idealistic nature is hard to miss. She can be very direct, but her honest approach in life is admirable.
"Josiane always has a smile on her face!"
Josiane by Julia_101 February 4, 2010
A beautiful person, as beautiful from the inside as from the outside, special in her own way. A Joseane is someone who makes other people happy, just by her presence. It may sometimes seem as if a Joseane has superpowers, for she can make a person's day good in a blink of an eye. Her middlename is trustworthy and she is the best thing that can ever happen to a person.
Oh my God, she is such a Joseane!
Joseane by Miloslav January 2, 2014