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Joise hairs 

Hairs on your head more known as baby hairs when your hairs in a ponytail
Wow, your Joise hairs are very noticeable when it humid out.
Joise hairs by Aslgaeecney September 3, 2015
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Maria Jose

Maria is a girl that isn't afraid to tell you that she loves you. The minute you meet her, she takes your heart. Her beauty has this way of stunning you every time you see her. She makes you the happiest guy in the world, and you can't stop loving her. If you ever lose a Maria, you will regret it for the rest of your life. Maria is someone to cherish while you have her. She will always love to joke around with you, and be near you. You can never stop loving a Maria. I love my Maria, and will never quit.
MARIA JOSE a wonderful person, she comes across as a lion and a bit frightening but she is a loyal lion once she becomes your friend. she will stand up against any one for you, go any where, get into to trouble with you. she has to most unique, beautiful personality, she is amazing at every subject including Latin!!! she never realises her amazing skills inside the classroom and as a friend.
Maria Jose by Mariajo13 July 12, 2018
Shes a girl with so much dream and passion, knows how to understands peoples around with her. She's a secret keeper, an introvert but she's funny sometimes. She's a bit clumsy but loves to sing. But when it comes to love, shes definitely not one of the kind , she can love you unconditionally, so serious and loyal. Josefa is a sensitive person but kind. She love to pretend things are ok and fine. Her beauty is unique but she don't have much confidence to show it off. She's value her family and friends. Josefa is good at painting and drawing. She's rare so keep her!
Josefa
Josefa by Seffxseff June 9, 2021
Jisel is the sweetest girl I ever met she is the best and will never get out of my mind

Jisel will you be my girlfriend?
Jisel will you date me

Please add this for my crush to see this
Jisel by Leoporras01 June 24, 2019
joie is a BEAUTIFUL person and doesnt realize it somehow. and doesn't understand how amazing she is. shes so smart but doesnt like to show it. she doesnt think highly of herself when she is amazing. shes so nice and doesnt deserve all the stuff she goes through. if you ever meet a joie become friends with her and you wont regret it. she will always be there for her so do the same. she is a bit too judgey sometimes so you may need to keep her in line sometimes. she doesnt mean anything by it, she just doesnt realize that that she can be a bit harsh. she has a bubbly personality and you should keep her forever.
boy 1: shes kinda cute
boy 2: ikr😏😏😏

(this part is a joke but joie is hot 🥵)
joie by thatbitchybitch101 October 22, 2019

José Manuel 

The most perfect guy in this world. In a room full of people your eyes will be fixed only on him. Handsome, caring and intelligent, a girl can dream. You wish he was yours.
José Manuel by La fira June 23, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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