Joinker

A hand job or to jerk off

Mrs. Patane gave me a joinker is the middle of class.

by FriendCats May 15, 2018

Joinker Process

The Joinker process is an effective way of scraping data from websites. The Joinker Process is used often used for scraping on the danish electronic store Elgiganten.

Internet Dude: Hey how did you get all that data from my website?
Pro Gamer: I used the joinker process.
Internet Dude: That sounds very advanced.
Pro Gamer: It is.

by GamerKaj1 August 19, 2019

Joinky donk joinker

A someone is spoinking and feels joinky, who is also a retarded spazmoid.

"Jeff was a joinky donk joinker at the fact that he couldn't solve 1 + 1."

by Fucking Retarded Spazmoid January 11, 2024

January Joiner

Someone who joins the gym in January as part of a New Year's resolution and by February is back to being a couch potato.

I can't get a treadmill until February because the January Joiners are all using them.

by Brent Michael January 15, 2006

Shawn/Joiner

Shawns/Joiners are typically insane, ridiculous individuals. They like playing Team Fortress 2, but only if by playing, you mean HAXING. They were some of the first people to use words like "Fail," in real life and they're the only people who can fit the word "Headshot" into any conversation. They also do very good impressions.
You will usually be able to recognize a Shawn/Joiner from across the room by his ability to tell of his latest TF2 adventures for at least 10 minutes at a time, in a variety of voices, primarily using the stereotypical "Spy" accent.

Shawn/Joiner
Ash: Did you hear that Shawn kid with a funny accent in the second row talking about "headshot"-ing people? Is he a Russian exchange student?

Alex: No, he's just talking about his latest conquests in TF2.

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Rode: Joiner, quit talking about your video games! I need to start class!

Joiner: Nein!

by AJ^2 January 18, 2010

January Joiner

People who spend the whole year eating like there is no tomorrow, however, they rationalize it by convincing themselves that they will join the gym after new years. Also known as CHUB CLUB. By mid-january they are nowhere to be found.

Gym rat to gym rat: Gosh I hate it right after New Year's when all the January Joiners come in and take up all the machines!

Later in February: Thank God the chub club is gone and we can use the precor during peak hours

by XBevil January 20, 2006

Bajonk-a-jonkers

Female Breasts, fun bags, etc.

Lemme fondle them bajonk-a-jonkers

by Brett G May 31, 2004