Johnnathaen
Someone who obsessively follows the NBA and uses the words malding and scuffed a lot. He also is an architecture god in quizbowl
Johnnathaen by not Johnnathaen November 30, 2019
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Johnathan Smith
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Johnathan Smith by gftyhnhy September 6, 2020
Johnathan Reeve
A sweater half breed asian, english man who smashes his PC all night and smashes Grace with his ding dong ching chong.
"look at Johnathan Reeve over there being all sweaty and smashing grace"
"Yeah what a dumb ass"
"Oh shit he's sweating BUCKETS"
"YOO AHAHHA YOO"
"Yeah what a dumb ass"
"Oh shit he's sweating BUCKETS"
"YOO AHAHHA YOO"
Johnathan Reeve by My nigga Burr February 21, 2017
Johnathan
REAL NIGGA
Johnathan
has a really big dick and you can especially tell when he has his harness on to go on the zip line at the sophomore retreat
Johnathan by straightforseth October 12, 2021
Rusty Johnathan
When the pizza boy brings you the wrong order but he insists you pay, you act like you are reaching for your wallet but instead you stick you hand between your ass crack and give him the old shithand across the face.
When the pizza delivery boy came I checked my pizza only to realize it wasn't what I ordered. I was pissed, so I gave him the old Rusty Johnathan.
Rusty Johnathan by Joey Bootz August 28, 2010
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