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this sexy beat you cant tame! hes oh so dreamy! definitely if you had a dream boy, Johnnathan would be better then your dream boy. hes the boy with all the swag and steeze, such a hipster, hes skin and bones, extremely handsome and charming. quite understanding, one conversation with him and he'll have you falling in love. hes the best friend you want, boyfriend you'd love to have, and the man you would want to marry, fuck, and have a million kids with. hes so smart, funny, amazing, creative and he has a big dick. he definitely knows how to treat a woman, and how to make love to one. any man would want to be a johnnathan.
girl 1:"DDAAAMMNNNN!!! did you see him?.."

girl 2:"how could i not, he MUST be a Johnnathan."

girl 1:"I WANT HIM!!"

girl 2:"who doesnt!"
by cutie413 October 09, 2010
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you


person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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Fucked up gay boy that gives sloppy joe´s in the bathroom. Usually a retard who goes and makes friends with the wrong people
Person1: Oh here we go again...
Person2: Who is that?
Person1: Johnnathan, some fucktard who hangs out with his gang.
Person2: He sounds like a fuckboy.
by Darkkarnage October 03, 2019
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