Johnmar

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Johnmar is that one guy who is always there with you. Likes to talk a lot, fun, loving person, has a great and weird sense of humor, he is loyal to his friends, likes to overthink, and also the guy that likes Napoleon. Also his name is unique so make sure to never leave him.

Johnmar also loves Japan history such as the Sengoku Period.

Johnmar by IdontKnowWhatIsItAnymore July 11, 2021

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Johnmark

A warm-loving, all around great guy. Someone who will always be there to make you laugh, and be there when you need most. Typically brown hair, relatively short, and fun-loving. There is always a smile on a Johnmark's face, whether he's happy or not. Johnmarks also don't look that bad either.

"So you're dating Johnmark? You lucky girl."

Johnmark by brotips101 February 3, 2013

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JohnMcReady

A special masturbation technique:
1. Put the ass on high ground
2. Cross legs behind the head
3. Right arm wraps around and grabs dick from behind
4. Left hand chokes yourself
5. Finish into your left nostril
6. Snort the cum into your mouth
7. Swallow

Mate1: Hey, I ripped a JohnMcReady yesterday.
Mate2: End your existence, you disgusting pig.

JohnMcReady by UnholySyny March 15, 2019

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JhonMark

JhonMark: Pussy Lover , It is a name came from the word Juan and Marko it means Handsome.

JhonMark is Handsome

JhonMark by Unicohijo. June 7, 2021

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johnmark

a ship between johnny and mark from nct. they have extremely good chemistry you can see they care for each other and they are always having a good time. they are just so cute!!

omg did you see johnmark’s part in superhuman it was so cute!

johnmark by dandy_boy March 25, 2021

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JohnMakFan

This legend makes definitions by the name of JohnMakFan, but his real identity never ever showing up.

Rumours has it that Jason was JohnMakFan for a while, but obviously it was fake.

I will continue the legacy of JohnMakFan, going by the name JohnMakFan the 2nd.

JohnMakFan by JohnMakFan the 2nd May 13, 2021

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johngarris

A real street nigga. Probably the best PC player to ever live. Also professional thrower.

Wow is That the real johngarris?
He plays like johngarris..
The johngarris classic.!

johngarris by GrandeShit47 October 6, 2020

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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