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Dirty Johnmarco

When a man puts Tapatío hot sauce, guacamole, and meat on a woman’s vagina and sucks her vagina with the toppings
I received the Dirty Johnmarco
A warm-loving, all around great guy. Someone who will always be there to make you laugh, and be there when you need most. Typically brown hair, relatively short, and fun-loving. There is always a smile on a Johnmark's face, whether he's happy or not. Johnmarks also don't look that bad either.
"So you're dating Johnmark? You lucky girl."
Johnmark by brotips101 February 3, 2013
Johnmar is that one guy who is always there with you. Likes to talk a lot, fun, loving person, has a great and weird sense of humor, he is loyal to his friends, likes to overthink, and also the guy that likes Napoleon. Also his name is unique so make sure to never leave him.
Johnmar also loves Japan history such as the Sengoku Period.

jeanmarco 

A relationship between Jean and Marco characters from Attack on Titan. Holy shit this ship is angsty asf if you like crying and an adorable freckled man with a cocky know-it-all then you found the right ship.
"Jeanmarco is otp"
"But hes dead"
"Do you want to join him?"
jeanmarco by thatjeanmarcofangirl November 27, 2016
a ship between johnny and mark from nct. they have extremely good chemistry you can see they care for each other and they are always having a good time. they are just so cute!!
omg did you see johnmark’s part in superhuman it was so cute!
johnmark by dandy_boy March 25, 2021

Pull a Johnmarc 

Few and far between, people named Johnmarc are simply not clutch.

To "Pull a Johnmarc", would would be handily winning a competitive sport or game for the majority of the match only to lose at the last moment due to a stupid mistake. This can happen in situations where maybe you've gotten a large lead over your opponent and suddenly decide to stop scoring (or fail to) and give up on the idea of winning. Much like the verb, "to throw", where someone will lose a game after having obtained a sizable lead. This can also be used in a situation where you are fully capable of doing something but utterly fail to succeed.
Hey, is Lorenzo winning?

Yeah, but it's been a long time since I heard from him. I bet he'll pull a Johnmarc and lose lololol
Pull a Johnmarc by MochaCharok November 6, 2013