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Johnmarco

slightly gay individual, hilarious, good looking in a GQ kind of way. has his own gravitational pull, and if you look at him too long you are in danger of becoming addicted.
1. Wow, Johmarco is soooo funny.
2. Is Johnmarco gay?
3. It almost feels as if Johmarco is pulling me into his orbit.
by lsighlsdhglsdi January 3, 2010
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Dirty Johnmarco

When a man puts Tapatío hot sauce, guacamole, and meat on a woman’s vagina and sucks her vagina with the toppings
I received the Dirty Johnmarco
by ricewithduhspringroll April 28, 2020
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Johnmark

A warm-loving, all around great guy. Someone who will always be there to make you laugh, and be there when you need most. Typically brown hair, relatively short, and fun-loving. There is always a smile on a Johnmark's face, whether he's happy or not. Johnmarks also don't look that bad either.
"So you're dating Johnmark? You lucky girl."
by brotips101 February 3, 2013
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Johnmar

Johnmar is that one guy who is always there with you. Likes to talk a lot, fun, loving person, has a great and weird sense of humor, he is loyal to his friends, likes to overthink, and also the guy that likes Napoleon. Also his name is unique so make sure to never leave him.
Johnmar also loves Japan history such as the Sengoku Period.
by IdontKnowWhatIsItAnymore July 11, 2021
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jeanmarco

A relationship between Jean and Marco characters from Attack on Titan. Holy shit this ship is angsty asf if you like crying and an adorable freckled man with a cocky know-it-all then you found the right ship.
"Jeanmarco is otp"
"But hes dead"
"Do you want to join him?"
by thatjeanmarcofangirl November 27, 2016
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johnmark

a ship between johnny and mark from nct. they have extremely good chemistry you can see they care for each other and they are always having a good time. they are just so cute!!
omg did you see johnmark’s part in superhuman it was so cute!
by dandy_boy March 25, 2021
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Pull a Johnmarc

Few and far between, people named Johnmarc are simply not clutch.

To "Pull a Johnmarc", would would be handily winning a competitive sport or game for the majority of the match only to lose at the last moment due to a stupid mistake. This can happen in situations where maybe you've gotten a large lead over your opponent and suddenly decide to stop scoring (or fail to) and give up on the idea of winning. Much like the verb, "to throw", where someone will lose a game after having obtained a sizable lead. This can also be used in a situation where you are fully capable of doing something but utterly fail to succeed.
Hey, is Lorenzo winning?

Yeah, but it's been a long time since I heard from him. I bet he'll pull a Johnmarc and lose lololol
by MochaCharok November 6, 2013
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