Johndere

(Not to be confused with Johnder and or the company John Deere) Rooting from the Japanese(?) root dere, meaning lovestruck, combined with the prefix John, a common name associated with middle aged men. A Johndere can be any gender, but typically describes someone who acts like a stereotypical middle aged man. (Into fishing, barbecue, football, facebook, stuff like that.)

Person 1: "I think this girl likes me but it's hard to tell, today she told me to friend her on facebook and asked if I wanted to go shopping for a new grill and maybe catch some trout later. I can't tell if she likes me or is just really weird."
Person 2: "Nah fam she totally does she's just a Johndere."

by 3Magn3sium3 November 6, 2025

johnference

Placing or accepting a cell phone call in a public restroom stall.

Bill: "Where's Ravi?"
Ricky: "I just heard him having a johnference with someone in stall two. I flushed twice to give her a location reference."

by RickyDash September 22, 2009

Elton Johnderdag

Wekelijkse dag (donderdag) waarbij pop artiest Sir Elton John wordt geëerd. Aan het begin van deze dag wenst u al uw naasten een fijne ‘Elton Johnderdag’, verder luistert u de hele dag door naar de muziek van Elton John.

Hé vriend, fijne Elton Johnderdag, maak er een mooie dag van!

by MrFerrr May 20, 2021

Johndenel

Johndenel is always found playing football. He loves to play with balls. He looks beautiful. He has a pet dog, and it only has 3 legs. His best friend is no one because he is picky as fuck. He loves fried chicken, and not because he is black. That shit is good. He also enjoys calling people racist, because, well, everyone is a fucking racist. He has blackish brown hair and likes to put lots and lots and lots and lots of product into it. But somehow his hair hasnt fallen out yet. He likes the phrase, "Nice work," because he is a wonderfully comlementitive person. He likes Chris Brown, Frank Ocean and he likes dancing, even though he hasnt tried it himself. His middle name is Jerome, and he wants to marry his footballs. His favourite colour is pink and his favorite food is vegetables. Overall Johndenel is a fab guy, and if you ever meet one, tell him that his friend Cherie is supa coot and gr8 m8 with an 8

"Oh hey Johndenel, you friend Cherie is supa coot and gr8 m8"
"With an 8?"
"Yes."

by sexxy12vie692hot4words April 3, 2013

johndrex

A name that make me feel cute, CHAROT. di ako marunog mag-english.

Johndrex is so cute.
Johndrex is charoting him.

by charotakolangtohh June 10, 2021

johndeeb

1. (v.) To connect two pieces of electronic equipment that previously were considered incompatible, usually in pursuit of some electro-orgasmic experience.

2. (n.) A soybean that glows in the dark, usually having hallucinogenic properties.

1. As in, "Look how he johndeebed that PSP to a car engine. That is one sick motherfucker."

2. As in, "Dude I ate too many johndeebs, I see flying rainbow monkeys."

by Mister Roboto July 16, 2008

Johnder

Johnder will probably end up being friends with a person named Alexis. He is ugly as hell but thinks he’s cute, people will probably make fun of a Johnder because if you search it up you’ll get a tractor. If you seen the Snapchat challenge he would probably underline all of this red
Now let’s get to the good part
Johnder has a small ass penis I likes to fuck people
That’s all

“Yo who’s that”
“Just some ugly nigga that thinks their cute”
“Damn probably a Johnder”

by Hahahahahahahh1 April 15, 2019