Johnaism
Johnaism is one of the worlds many religions this one helps you get out of shit just say its against my religion.
Johnaism by The One Who Shall Not Be Loved May 28, 2019
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Johnism
The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John
Johnism by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018
Johnism
The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John
Johnism by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018
johanism
A sect of religion that's based loosely on being uncertain or wishy-washy. This sect worships the Shakespearean phrase "To be or not to be", multiplied indefinitely with no point of decision.
johanism by iseethelight September 18, 2007
johnism
Follower of John. They evangelize and baptize. Their favorite bible story is revelations. They live forever. Also, hollywood and the music industry worship johnists' stars secretly because johnists own all of the churches. Hitler was a wannabe johnist.
See Jainism. (pronounced jyne-ism)
Practicers of johnism don't say, "I'm a Johnist", they say, "I'm john"
See Jainism. (pronounced jyne-ism)
Practicers of johnism don't say, "I'm a Johnist", they say, "I'm john"
johnism by sean blacksmith January 23, 2011
Johntism
A condition where a "John" acts dumbfounded and with little to no brain cells. He acts in the moment and says random things that make no sense whatsoever.