Johnaism 

Johnaism is one of the worlds many religions this one helps you get out of shit just say its against my religion.

Johnaism is a religion that is a HUGE excuse to get out of anything

Johnaism by The One Who Shall Not Be Loved May 28, 2019

Johnism 

The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John

Tommy is now a johnist and follows johnism

Johnism by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018

Johnism 

The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John

Yh man follows johnism innit he bare majestic

Johnism by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018

johanism

A sect of religion that's based loosely on being uncertain or wishy-washy. This sect worships the Shakespearean phrase "To be or not to be", multiplied indefinitely with no point of decision.

He is a prime example of johanism.

johanism by iseethelight September 18, 2007

johnism 

Follower of John. They evangelize and baptize. Their favorite bible story is revelations. They live forever. Also, hollywood and the music industry worship johnists' stars secretly because johnists own all of the churches. Hitler was a wannabe johnist.

See Jainism. (pronounced jyne-ism)

Practicers of johnism don't say, "I'm a Johnist", they say, "I'm john"

John Lennon and JFK practiced "johnism". This is why they were shot.

johnism by sean blacksmith January 23, 2011

Johntism 

A condition where a "John" acts dumbfounded and with little to no brain cells. He acts in the moment and says random things that make no sense whatsoever.

Person 1: Why did he just run it down my lane?
Person 2: Oh... he has Johntism

Johntism by Juniorin May 3, 2020

Johnism 

The newest religion created by Hades and Ahn, where the almighty John is our lord and savior.

Did you hear that Lia is a Johnist? I didn't even know Johnism was that popular

Johnism by TruebornJohnist May 17, 2021