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The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John
Tommy is now a johnist and follows johnism
Johnism by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018
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The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John
Yh man follows johnism innit he bare majestic
Johnism by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018
Follower of John. They evangelize and baptize. Their favorite bible story is revelations. They live forever. Also, hollywood and the music industry worship johnists' stars secretly because johnists own all of the churches. Hitler was a wannabe johnist.

See Jainism. (pronounced jyne-ism)

Practicers of johnism don't say, "I'm a Johnist", they say, "I'm john"
John Lennon and JFK practiced "johnism". This is why they were shot.
johnism by sean blacksmith January 23, 2011

Johnaism 

Johnaism is one of the worlds many religions this one helps you get out of shit just say its against my religion.
Johnaism is a religion that is a HUGE excuse to get out of anything
The newest religion created by Hades and Ahn, where the almighty John is our lord and savior.
Did you hear that Lia is a Johnist? I didn't even know Johnism was that popular
Johnism by TruebornJohnist May 17, 2021
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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