Johntism
A condition where a "John" acts dumbfounded and with little to no brain cells. He acts in the moment and says random things that make no sense whatsoever.
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Johnism
The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John
Johnism by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018
Johnism
The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John
Johnism by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018
johnism
Follower of John. They evangelize and baptize. Their favorite bible story is revelations. They live forever. Also, hollywood and the music industry worship johnists' stars secretly because johnists own all of the churches. Hitler was a wannabe johnist.
See Jainism. (pronounced jyne-ism)
Practicers of johnism don't say, "I'm a Johnist", they say, "I'm john"
See Jainism. (pronounced jyne-ism)
Practicers of johnism don't say, "I'm a Johnist", they say, "I'm john"
johnism by sean blacksmith January 23, 2011
Johnaism
Johnaism is one of the worlds many religions this one helps you get out of shit just say its against my religion.
Johnaism by The One Who Shall Not Be Loved May 28, 2019
Johnism
Johnism by TruebornJohnist May 17, 2021
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