Johntism

A condition where a "John" acts dumbfounded and with little to no brain cells. He acts in the moment and says random things that make no sense whatsoever.

Person 1: Why did he just run it down my lane?
Person 2: Oh... he has Johntism

by Juniorin May 3, 2020

Johnism

The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John

Tommy is now a johnist and follows johnism

by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018

Johnism

The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John

Yh man follows johnism innit he bare majestic

by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018

johnism

Follower of John. They evangelize and baptize. Their favorite bible story is revelations. They live forever. Also, hollywood and the music industry worship johnists' stars secretly because johnists own all of the churches. Hitler was a wannabe johnist.

See Jainism. (pronounced jyne-ism)

Practicers of johnism don't say, "I'm a Johnist", they say, "I'm john"

John Lennon and JFK practiced "johnism". This is why they were shot.

by sean blacksmith January 23, 2011

Johnaism

Johnaism is one of the worlds many religions this one helps you get out of shit just say its against my religion.

Johnaism is a religion that is a HUGE excuse to get out of anything

by The One Who Shall Not Be Loved May 28, 2019

Johnism

The newest religion created by Hades and Ahn, where the almighty John is our lord and savior.

Did you hear that Lia is a Johnist? I didn't even know Johnism was that popular

by TruebornJohnist May 17, 2021