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Johnism 

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The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John
Yh man follows johnism innit he bare majestic
Johnism by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018
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johnism 

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Follower of John. They evangelize and baptize. Their favorite bible story is revelations. They live forever. Also, hollywood and the music industry worship johnists' stars secretly because johnists own all of the churches. Hitler was a wannabe johnist.

See Jainism. (pronounced jyne-ism)

Practicers of johnism don't say, "I'm a Johnist", they say, "I'm john"
John Lennon and JFK practiced "johnism". This is why they were shot.
johnism by sean blacksmith January 23, 2011

Johnism 

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The newest religion created by Hades and Ahn, where the almighty John is our lord and savior.
Did you hear that Lia is a Johnist? I didn't even know Johnism was that popular
Johnism by TruebornJohnist May 17, 2021

jonism 

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A religion that originates from a place where kong lives. ALL OF YOU SHALL BOW DOWN TO ME
Yo, y'all are wackasses for not believing in jonism. Jonkong is real you know.
jonism by jonavoo June 11, 2018

johnisha 

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Johnisha , ah girl who got the best pussy in the world and it stay wet
Johnisha , ah girl who got the best pussy in the world best pussy in the world
johnisha by Ndbebfbe September 13, 2015

Joinism 

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1) The act of taking part in a group, social activity, or movement without understanding the goals/purpose of said organization, usually for attention or sense of belonging. 2) Deviously joining a group, social activity, or movement for purposes other than what is known.
1) Katie, who joined the sorority because all her friends were doing so, is the perfect example of joinism.

2) Joinism made him take the life drawing class; he wasn't good at art like he told his girlfriend, he just wanted to see the naked model.
Joinism by PDNAGDC April 3, 2007
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