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The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John

Tommy is now a johnist and follows johnism

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Johnism

The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John

Yh man follows johnism innit he bare majestic

Johnism by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018

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johnism

Follower of John. They evangelize and baptize. Their favorite bible story is revelations. They live forever. Also, hollywood and the music industry worship johnists' stars secretly because johnists own all of the churches. Hitler was a wannabe johnist.

See Jainism. (pronounced jyne-ism)

Practicers of johnism don't say, "I'm a Johnist", they say, "I'm john"

John Lennon and JFK practiced "johnism". This is why they were shot.

johnism by sean blacksmith January 23, 2011

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Johnism

The newest religion created by Hades and Ahn, where the almighty John is our lord and savior.

Did you hear that Lia is a Johnist? I didn't even know Johnism was that popular

Johnism by TruebornJohnist May 17, 2021

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jonism

A religion that originates from a place where kong lives. ALL OF YOU SHALL BOW DOWN TO ME

Yo, y'all are wackasses for not believing in jonism. Jonkong is real you know.

jonism by jonavoo June 11, 2018

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johnisha

Johnisha , ah girl who got the best pussy in the world and it stay wet

Johnisha , ah girl who got the best pussy in the world best pussy in the world

johnisha by Ndbebfbe September 13, 2015

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Joinism

1) The act of taking part in a group, social activity, or movement without understanding the goals/purpose of said organization, usually for attention or sense of belonging. 2) Deviously joining a group, social activity, or movement for purposes other than what is known.

1) Katie, who joined the sorority because all her friends were doing so, is the perfect example of joinism.

2) Joinism made him take the life drawing class; he wasn't good at art like he told his girlfriend, he just wanted to see the naked model.

Joinism by PDNAGDC April 3, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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