Definitions by Johnphobic

sebastionphobic 

Scared of sebastions cause of their huge dick

That night i became sebastionphobic in the bathroom

sebastionphobic by Johnphobic February 13, 2022

johnphobic 

Someone who fucking wants every person named john to fucking get hit by a meteor

Im so fucking johnphobic

johnphobic by Johnphobic February 13, 2022

John 

John is a pear which makes him very fruity, make sure to play CPR around him to make him put his hand over his mouth and maybe he would sing CPR with you ( the song by CUPCAKKE )

omg UwU I love John

John by JOHNPHOBIC November 20, 2021