Johab

A corruption of the noun, a 'Zohab', which over time has actually developed the direct opposite meaning to the original definition.
This means that a Johab is a word for an extremely small penis, which perhaps goes hand in hand with the inny niplet

1) And so I whipped out my Johab.
2) Suck on my Johab.
3) Caress me, my johab and my inny niplet.

by Tommy Pollock December 03, 2005

Get a johab

Commonly said to unfortunate people who need to get a job. Johab is pronounced similar to the word "Job".

Friend Y : Geez, that guy just keeps slacking around all day
Friend Z : For real, he needs to get a johab.

Friend A : Man please let me stay over for just a week I'm broke as fuck.
Friend B : Nah bro, get a johab.

by dreepos March 30, 2023