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to do the exact opposite of the proper thing in any situation.

examples:

1. tell a black woman a black joke
2. post 1000 facebook messages a day to f-up everyone's feed
3. profess your love on the third date
4. brag about your sexual conquests around women
5. finance your education
6. refer to all your friends girlfriends as f'ing c's to their faces
Man, you were straight jogling, showing up to that job interview late, smelling like whiskey, and still getting the job!
Jogling by Jogle Mogul July 28, 2011
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J-Jogging 

Slang for masterbating and jogging at the same time. Definition comes from many gangs in the 561 area (FL).

A form of exercise.
Instead of Chris and Alex pumping the iron they decided to J-Jog around the block to show their manliness.

Ex: Don't mess with that man J-Jogging over there he's dangerous!
J-Jogging by ITzAMT February 21, 2014
Me and dequarius went jogging in uptown
Jogging by Do row May 7, 2020

Nicholas Jopling 

Young Teen Famous in "world of warcraft" for pulling off being a Beast mastery hunter in wrath of the lich king.
Having or being of an argumentrtive nature. Example, using the phrase 'not necessarily' and adapting the atributes to suit or benfit oneself.
He's always got to be right that Bloke - always pulls a 'jopling' on me.
jopling by DELLOVELL August 25, 2017

Wrist Jogging

The act of wanking, hand shandy, knocking one out, pulling ones self off,
Mother: wft are you doin under thoese bed sheets timmy?
Timmy: erm, playing tents.
Mother: no thats deffinately wrist jogging !!!!!
Wrist Jogging by Snarfy June 7, 2009

jogging pants 

basically sweat pants, but crazy olds and nutbags call them jogging pants
Charles are you wearing your jogging pants?
Jogging pants are THE COOLEST!!! Time to put on my jogging pants and go for a nice jog.
jogging pants by GBruce Dutton January 31, 2009
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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