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to do the exact opposite of the proper thing in any situation.

examples:

1. tell a black woman a black joke
2. post 1000 facebook messages a day to f-up everyone's feed
3. profess your love on the third date
4. brag about your sexual conquests around women
5. finance your education
6. refer to all your friends girlfriends as f'ing c's to their faces
Man, you were straight jogling, showing up to that job interview late, smelling like whiskey, and still getting the job!
Jogling by Jogle Mogul July 28, 2011
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J-Jogging 

Slang for masterbating and jogging at the same time. Definition comes from many gangs in the 561 area (FL).

A form of exercise.
Instead of Chris and Alex pumping the iron they decided to J-Jog around the block to show their manliness.

Ex: Don't mess with that man J-Jogging over there he's dangerous!
J-Jogging by ITzAMT February 21, 2014
Me and dequarius went jogging in uptown
Jogging by Do row May 7, 2020

Nicholas Jopling 

Young Teen Famous in "world of warcraft" for pulling off being a Beast mastery hunter in wrath of the lich king.
Having or being of an argumentrtive nature. Example, using the phrase 'not necessarily' and adapting the atributes to suit or benfit oneself.
He's always got to be right that Bloke - always pulls a 'jopling' on me.
jopling by DELLOVELL August 25, 2017

Wrist Jogging

The act of wanking, hand shandy, knocking one out, pulling ones self off,
Mother: wft are you doin under thoese bed sheets timmy?
Timmy: erm, playing tents.
Mother: no thats deffinately wrist jogging !!!!!
Wrist Jogging by Snarfy June 7, 2009

jogging pants 

basically sweat pants, but crazy olds and nutbags call them jogging pants
Charles are you wearing your jogging pants?
Jogging pants are THE COOLEST!!! Time to put on my jogging pants and go for a nice jog.
jogging pants by GBruce Dutton January 31, 2009
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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