joggled
One Christmas evening Zachary joggled himself while testing his new treadmill out. He flung liquidated feces all over the walls and ceiling of his New York condo.
joggled by Chazz Bling August 23, 2007
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Joggled
Joggled by Drunkenfun June 20, 2018
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joggled • Joggle Dump • joggle • Joogled • Jaggled • Joggler • Jiggledo • jiggledoof • Jiggledry • Jogglefocking
Joggler
"I got distracted in traffic on the way home today, by a gorgeous Joggler.
She was giving the pedestrians whiplash"
She was giving the pedestrians whiplash"
Joggler by KeithMyArthe January 6, 2009
Beer Joggles
the unrealistic assessment of the ease of a jog or run one is about to embark upon after having had 1-3 beers.
"I felt so great on the first three miles of that 10K after those two beers--I was flying, and it was so easy--but then I hit the back half and was miserable. Total case of beer joggles."
Beer Joggles by Geeluvss August 22, 2011
jiggledick
1. (n): a person known for wasting and/or stalling for time.
2. (verb): -ing; the act of stalling for time and/or wasting time
2. (verb): -ing; the act of stalling for time and/or wasting time
1. God, Sam is such a jiggledick. He really needs to get his act together.
2. Well you know what, Susan, if the teller at the bank hadn't been jiggledicking me for an hour I would have made it to dinner.
2. Well you know what, Susan, if the teller at the bank hadn't been jiggledicking me for an hour I would have made it to dinner.
jiggledick by TheMcStaplez December 25, 2011
Joggle
To joggle is to completely confuse, and or inspire awe in an individual, to which a similar expression would be mind boggling, however, to joggle, would increase the g status of an individual exponentially, if used correctly. NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, GET JOGGLED BY ANYONE, IT CAN DEMOTE YOUR G STATUS
Joggle by f-d-freezy July 19, 2011
jongledoing
jongledoing by FUNNYBUTTONS June 29, 2009
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