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Mick Jaggering

The act of fathering or claiming to have fathered numerous children with many estranged women. (especially prevalent with musicians)

Named for the infamous Mick Jagger
- Hey man have you seen Billy latey?
- No. I heard he's been Mick Jaggering with a bunch of groupies
Mick Jaggering by BlackjackII January 28, 2008

Juggering 

The process of defecating and ejaculating into a cloth hammock, then swinging it round and smacking people in the face with it. It is seen as immensely erotic and is catching on as the new sexual fad.
Person 1: Dude, you up for tonight?
Person 2: Na, sorry, I'm gonna do a bit of juggering tonight.
Person 1: Who?
Person 2: That cunt down the road

Jaggering 

When you're pissed in the boozer and you can't resist Keif's guitar licks. Generally swinging wildly while listening to the Stones.
Raoul, take 'Brown Sugar' off repeat and quit your Jaggering. Put some Whitney Houston on or something.
Jaggering by Kevroeques August 1, 2011

joggling 

The activity of running/jogging, mostly by females with large breasts. May also be done by overweight men.
Did you see that bitch with the big titties joggling in the park?
joggling by O.M. May 6, 2003

jongeling 

N., V. The sound or act of an obese woman's breasts slapping against her body during physical exercise, such as running.
Damn Sean, I could her jongeling knockers from 50 yards!