jongeling
N., V. The sound or act of an obese woman's breasts slapping against her body during physical exercise, such as running.
jongeling by DeezNutsforPOTUS May 14, 2016
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jingling the change
Another slang substitute for masturbation.
To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.
Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.
Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!
Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!
Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!
jingling the change by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010
Indiana Jonesing the Coffee
When you are making coffee in a coffee maker and you lift the pot out carefully as you tilt your own cup into the stream of coffee. Taken from the opening scene of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981) when Harrison Ford's character fills a bag with sand to steal a booby-trapped idol.
Me: I was Indiana Jonesing the coffee in the breakroom this morning!
My Secretary: Yeah, you made an awful mess! (hands me a paper towel)
My Secretary: Yeah, you made an awful mess! (hands me a paper towel)
Indiana Jonesing the Coffee by James Gerraughty January 5, 2009
Jonesing for that hang
Jonesing for that hang by mrhandsandfeet August 9, 2019
Cock mongeling queef burger
sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger
one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.
it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.
It can also be used as an insult
one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.
it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.
It can also be used as an insult
"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"
"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!
"(speachless)"
"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!
"(speachless)"
Cock mongeling queef burger by spartan-215 October 8, 2009
jonesing for a bonesing
A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.
Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"
Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."
Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."
Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."
Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."
jonesing for a bonesing by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011
John Paul Jonesing
John Paul Jonesing by Little Walken December 24, 2010