N., V. The sound or act of an obese woman's breasts slapping against her body during physical exercise, such as running.
Damn Sean, I could her jongeling knockers from 50 yards!
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when you’re trying to prove you’re an english prodigy to a dumb whore at 3 am but you accidentally say jongel instead of jungle.
me: I AM THE KING OF THE JONGEL
dumb whore: english prodigy my ass

basically you’ve failed. all because of a typo. your world has collapsed and you will never find happiness again. congratulations.
by yoursexyslug October 29, 2020
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when you’re trying to prove you’re an english prodigy to a dumb whore at 3 am but you accidentally say jongel instead of jungle.
me: I AM THE KING OF THE JONGEL
dumb whore: english prodigy my ass

basically you’ve failed. all because of a typo. your world has collapsed and you will never find happiness again. congratulations.
by yoursexyslug October 29, 2020
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when you’re trying to prove you’re an english prodigy to a dumb whore at 3 am but you accidentally say jongel instead of jungle.
me: I AM THE KING OF THE JONGEL
dumb whore: english prodigy my ass

basically you’ve failed. all because of a typo. your world has collapsed and you will never find happiness again. congratulations.
by yoursexyslug October 29, 2020
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when you’re trying to show a dumb whore you’re an english prodigy but you say jongel instead of jungle and your whole world collapses.
me:I AM THE KING OF THE JONGEL
that dumb whore: english prodigy my ass

Jongle is a typo.

typos are not exactly rare occurrences.

basically you’ve failed. you have jongeled.
by yoursexyslug October 29, 2020
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when you’re trying to show a dumb whore you’re an english prodigy but you say jongel instead of jungle and your whole world collapses.
me:I AM THE KING OF THE JONGEL
that dumb whore: english prodigy my ass

Jongle is a typo.

typos are not exactly rare occurrences.

basically you’ve failed. you have jongeled.
by yoursexyslug October 29, 2020
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