Definitions by BlackjackII
Hobo Hold
(Noun)- The act of placing a caller on hold by poorly covering the phone's receiver or simply setting the handset on your desk, usually followed by yelling the name of the caller across the room.
Hobo Hold often results in the caller hearing something insulting/offensive said about them by the individual they are trying to reach.
Especially prevalent in sketchy offices and restaurants.
Hobo Hold often results in the caller hearing something insulting/offensive said about them by the individual they are trying to reach.
Especially prevalent in sketchy offices and restaurants.
Tom: "Hey did you get ahold of Tony?"
Bob: "No. When I called, his secretary put me on Hobo Hold and I could hear him yelling in the background before she told me he wasn't available."
Tom: "What an dick move"
Bob: "No. When I called, his secretary put me on Hobo Hold and I could hear him yelling in the background before she told me he wasn't available."
Tom: "What an dick move"
Hobo Hold by Blackjackii November 21, 2010
Randolph Scott
(Noun/verb)
A person (or memory of a person) who is so famous in your organization or community, his/her name envokes a chorus of angels. Mention of his/her name brings men to remove thier hats and any request attached to his/her name is completed immediately. (Often no one really understands or can give a clear answer on why the remembered person is so great)
Originates from the film blazing saddles
A person (or memory of a person) who is so famous in your organization or community, his/her name envokes a chorus of angels. Mention of his/her name brings men to remove thier hats and any request attached to his/her name is completed immediately. (Often no one really understands or can give a clear answer on why the remembered person is so great)
Originates from the film blazing saddles
Crowd: That's the worst idea ever, we'll never go along with it!
Mayor: You'd do it for Clay Walker!
Crowd: (angels singing, men remove hats) Clay Walker! We'll do it!
Tom (in the crowd): Dangit, anytime the mayor wants something he Randolph Scott's us into going along with it.
Mayor: You'd do it for Clay Walker!
Crowd: (angels singing, men remove hats) Clay Walker! We'll do it!
Tom (in the crowd): Dangit, anytime the mayor wants something he Randolph Scott's us into going along with it.
Randolph Scott by BlackjackII February 26, 2009
cubicall
(Noun) The act of calling a coworker in a neighboring cubicle, instead of walking three feet to speak to them in person.
Tim: (as Mike passes by) Hey Mike, I need to talk to you about these reports.
Mike: Alright give me a second to get back to my desk and I'll give you a cubicall
Mike: Alright give me a second to get back to my desk and I'll give you a cubicall
cubicall by BlackjackII June 26, 2008
Wheel of Regret
(Noun) The wheel on a shopping cart that is wobbly, squeaky (or otherwise noisy), off the ground (rendering it useless), or stuck.
This leads the individual pushing the cart to deeply regret choosing the cart, being at the store, and ultimately life itself.
This leads the individual pushing the cart to deeply regret choosing the cart, being at the store, and ultimately life itself.
News Story:
A local man was killed today when he was struck while trying to push a shopping cart across a busy intersection. Witnesses say the man inexplicably tried to guide the cart into the path of a bus, but was killed when his shoe lace became entangled in the cart's wheel, trapping him in the middle of the street.
A review of the cart's maintenance log suggests it may have possessed a squeaky wheel of regret.
A local man was killed today when he was struck while trying to push a shopping cart across a busy intersection. Witnesses say the man inexplicably tried to guide the cart into the path of a bus, but was killed when his shoe lace became entangled in the cart's wheel, trapping him in the middle of the street.
A review of the cart's maintenance log suggests it may have possessed a squeaky wheel of regret.
Wheel of Regret by BlackjackII June 26, 2008
back splash
Noun - the "spray" resulting from the use of a urinal, usually resulting in pee speckled pants/shorts and hands.
Typical causes - standing too close, excessive stream strength.
Typical causes - standing too close, excessive stream strength.
Tom: Hey man, What happened to your pants? Get caught in a sudden crotch downpour?
Jimmy: Ha-ha. No, stupid back splash from the urinal...
Jimmy: Ha-ha. No, stupid back splash from the urinal...
back splash by BlackjackII April 7, 2008
Facebook That Shit
or(FBTS)
Phrase - usually uttered after a group, embarassing, or incredible photo is taken, and/or a memorable quote is spoken.
Prpositioning a friend to place something on their facebook profile to share with yourself or your friends.
Phrase - usually uttered after a group, embarassing, or incredible photo is taken, and/or a memorable quote is spoken.
Prpositioning a friend to place something on their facebook profile to share with yourself or your friends.
"Oh man, did you just see Tom face-plant on the sidewalk?"
"Haha. Jimmy you've got to Facebook that shit"
"Haha. Jimmy you've got to Facebook that shit"
Facebook That Shit by BlackjackII February 2, 2008
Brad Robinson
Verb/noun. - To hit a pedestrian while driving under the influence, flee the scene, then switch drivers in a nearby parking lot.
Stemming from the New Year’s 2008 incident involving Missouri State Rep Brad Robinson
Stemming from the New Year’s 2008 incident involving Missouri State Rep Brad Robinson
Brad Robinson by BlackjackII January 28, 2008