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The hottest human alive and can’t get females off of him and also is the greatest friend ever
Joey w I love you

Why wouldn’t you
Joey W by lol shrek April 3, 2022
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Joey Wheeler 

One of the characters in the show Yugioh.

The way he acts does not reflect his true dueling skills. He would eventually become the #3 duelist of the world behind Kaiba and Yugi as the show goes on.

Best friend of Yugi. In the show he goes from beginner to expert duelist.

Also famous for his unique speeches.
"When the barber cut your hair, did he plug out some of your brain too?" --- Joey Wheeler
Joey Wheeler by Melvin32091111 October 19, 2009

Joey World Tour 

SEXIEST FOOD REVIEWER ON YOUTUBE! MAKES ME CUM EVERY VIDEO HE MAKES.
Need i say more?
Joey World Tour is thicc too

Joey Wellon'd 

When you log into Facebook and a jackass "Likes" everything on the homepage or someones profile resulting in excessive amounts of notifications.
*Logs into Facebook*

*63 Notifications*

"Dammit I've been Joey Wellon'd"
Joey Wellon'd by PuritySyrup October 16, 2011

joey willse's minions 

PEOPLE WHO STALK HIS LOCKER DAILY AND TACKLE HIM ONCE HE GETS TO SCHOOL. TYLER IS PROLLY THE LEADER MINION
Wow! Those people are kinda stupid but popular. must be joey willse's minions
joey willse's minions by thatdude :) November 26, 2018

Joey Walker 

He is a goofball. He plays guitar and sings sometimes in the band King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard and has a solo project, Bullant, where he produces experimental electronic music. He's regarded as the crackhead of the Lizard Wizards. He's also crazy talented and is also really cute. Whenever he sings the song gets 100x better because he is a magical being.
dude 1: "Joey Walker sings this song!"
dude 2: "OMGSKDJFNGSJKLDFGNILUERSHKJFD MY NEW FAVORITE SONG!!! I LOVE YOU JOEY MARRY ME!!!"
Joey Walker by bullant_owu January 11, 2021

Joey wheadon 

A beautiful guy who acts like they dont have sex with a pedophile principal with a 32 foot penis when they really do. Joe also enjoys sucking greasy toes and sweaty taints.
I saw “Joey wheadon”s underwear in my pedophile principals truck yesterday!
Joey wheadon by Chttawtta69 April 15, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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