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People call him the "Art guy". All they ever ask him is to draw them for free. Obviously, he wears spectacles and lives life for the sake of food and yet still looks like a Sexiest Man Alive Nominee.

Girl 1: Today, I am gonna ask Joence to draw me in his art style.
Girl 2: No way He'll draw you, He's way out of your league.

Joence by Megha Akash November 30, 2021

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Joeneer

A really annoying girl. Maybe too loud -_-

Hey Joeneer, be quiet!

Joeneer by ThePugLord December 18, 2018

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Joeneer

Really sassy, big bully. She is a person that loves to flirt and hates any girl that goes in her way.

Joeneer said a cuss word to a girl.

Joeneer by ThePugLord December 18, 2018

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Joncer

The slash (same sex) pairing of Panic! At the Disco band members Jon Walker and Spencer Smith.

JON Walker and SpenCER Smith; thus Joncer is born.

-squeel- Have you read the latest Joncer fic? Spencer is adorable!

Joncer by Emuerz May 18, 2007

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Jounce

The act of jouncing is a spiritual,physical, and emotional way of life. Once you learn how to jounce, no further actions to complete your life mission is necessary. Jouncing is the fullfilment of true life dreams. Once you give over to the almighty jounce king your soul transcends continental boundaries and to the life of jounce. What makes the jounce so special is not only is it compatible in every situation you encounter, it's a way if life.

Examples:
"Yeah bro I jounced the vag like a muhfucka"
"I going to pick up a handle of Jameson in the jounce bro"
"Yo bro wanna jounce?"
"Pack that bowl with that fire jounce"
"Bro I'm so jounced"

These are just few simple Applications of how jounce can be applied in any life scenario.
Thanks and jounce till the end-

The act of jouncing is a spiritual,physical, and emotional way of life. Once you learn how to jounce, no further actions to complete your life mission is necessary. Jouncing is the fullfilment of true life dreams. Once you give

Examples:
"Yeah bro I jounced the vag like a muhfucka"
"I going to pick up a handle of Jameson in the jounce bro"
"Yo bro wanna jounce?"
"Pack that bowl with that fire jounce"
"Bro I'm so jounced"

These are just few simple Applications of how jounce can be applied in any life scenario.
Thanks and jounce till the end-

Jounce by The jounce king May 13, 2013

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joncer

the pairing of two members of Panic! at the disco, Jon Walker and Spencer Smith. It's not as hott or popular as Ryden, but still damn sexy.

joncer: second best to Ryden.

joncer by this is totally not ryan December 14, 2008

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Johncel

Handsome, Handsome, Handsome and also Handsome.

Johncel is Handsome.

Johncel by Jansel June 10, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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