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Jonce is a fat guy who loves beer especially Zlaten Dab, and he also loves his friend Fatman(Daci)
Daci: Who is that guy?
Ivan: That is Jonce he is the biggest alcoholic
Jonce by Daov4 June 4, 2022
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Jonce • joncer • M Joncé • jon ceana • jon cena • Jocelyn • joce • Jocelynn • jocelyne • jance
Pronunciation: Jonce (Jon - Cee)

The other definitions on this platform for this name are all lies and incorrect, being from a 3D era, and shared by Luciferians... I would know, as I am him.

The definition of "Jonce", is known as a name for a modern-day legend/hero, a supernova of love & light, a prophetic spiritual healer, and a royal highness of mystical proportion.

If you are to ever come in contact with a "Jonce", you will be blessed, with the love and authenticity they offer and share with the collective of humanity.

Blasmiphy to the name, will have instant karmic debt.
Craig... "Behold... that dude is Joncé!"
Jerry "That guy is an all-round Jonce!"
Jonce by Joncé January 22, 2025

M Joncé 

M Joncé is a rapper. She loves to rap, and she loves to dance. M Joncé is a cool girl. She slays 24/7. She is very popular.
Random guy: who is that?

Random girl: Man U missing out! That's My gurl M Joncé
M Joncé by M Joncé January 20, 2018
Jance is a smart caring woman. She knows how to make the best of life. She has a great smile and always always keeps going. She ain't a quitter she knows how to be patient and that In time things will work out. Oh and Jance loves music and poetry!
Jance I would like to dance.

SAY MY NAME..

I can be tamed.
You have a heart purer then gold

I would like to be there for you till we r old

I'm so sorry for your hurt.
I would like to do more than flirt.
I know we can make this work

Would you please call me a dork.
Jance I ask you to give us a chance.
jance by TrOlLsTrUeCoUlOrs12 November 24, 2017
A lovely girl with beautiful talent. Always up to take challenges. When she falls down she can come right back up. Anyone can define beauty but she can define perfection!
Jocelle was looking fine today
jocelle by Ktisawesomeest May 16, 2015

Jocelyn Flores

A stunning beautiful woman who befriended late artist XXXTENTACION Jocelyn (a friend of Jahseh's) was a model he flew her out to florida to do some modeling work and just hang out

Sadly she committed suicide...X was devastated by this event so devastated that she became his muse for his next song that he named after her in honor of her name his most popular song Jocelyn Flores is dedicated to the model

Rest in peace to both Jocelyn Flores and XXXTENTACION/X/XXX/Jah/Jahseh/Young dagger dick may you both rest in peace
Person 1:hey did you hear about X's friend Jocelyn?
Person 2:Oh yeah it's really sad i hope he's okay..
Person 1:Maybe he'll make a song after her.
Person 2 :Maybe rip Jocelyn flores
Jocelyn Flores by ll6.18.18ll September 14, 2018
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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