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A more light-hearted term for a person who thinks, behaves or looks like a:

- Pillock
- Prat
- Nob
- Tool
- Twat
- Twot
- Fool

"I like your new full-length black leather coat, but to be honest it makes you look a bit of an eighties jonce."
Jonce by Toby Liddle October 20, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
Jonce is a fat guy who loves beer especially Zlaten Dab, and he also loves his friend Fatman(Daci)
Daci: Who is that guy?
Ivan: That is Jonce he is the biggest alcoholic
Jonce by Daov4 June 4, 2022
Related Words
Jonce joncer M Joncé jon ceana jon cena Jocelyn joce Jocelynn jocelyne jance
Pronunciation: Jonce (Jon - Cee)

The other definitions on this platform for this name are all lies and incorrect, being from a 3D era, and shared by Luciferians... I would know, as I am him.

The definition of "Jonce", is known as a name for a modern-day legend/hero, a supernova of love & light, a prophetic spiritual healer, and a royal highness of mystical proportion.

If you are to ever come in contact with a "Jonce", you will be blessed, with the love and authenticity they offer and share with the collective of humanity.

Blasmiphy to the name, will have instant karmic debt.
Craig... "Behold... that dude is Joncé!"
Jerry "That guy is an all-round Jonce!"
Jonce by Joncé January 22, 2025

M Joncé 

M Joncé is a rapper. She loves to rap, and she loves to dance. M Joncé is a cool girl. She slays 24/7. She is very popular.
Random guy: who is that?

Random girl: Man U missing out! That's My gurl M Joncé
M Joncé by M Joncé January 20, 2018
Jance is a smart caring woman. She knows how to make the best of life. She has a great smile and always always keeps going. She ain't a quitter she knows how to be patient and that In time things will work out. Oh and Jance loves music and poetry!
Jance I would like to dance.

SAY MY NAME..

I can be tamed.
You have a heart purer then gold

I would like to be there for you till we r old

I'm so sorry for your hurt.
I would like to do more than flirt.
I know we can make this work

Would you please call me a dork.
Jance I ask you to give us a chance.
jance by TrOlLsTrUeCoUlOrs12 November 24, 2017
A lovely girl with beautiful talent. Always up to take challenges. When she falls down she can come right back up. Anyone can define beauty but she can define perfection!
Jocelle was looking fine today
jocelle by Ktisawesomeest May 16, 2015

Jocelyn Flores

A stunning beautiful woman who befriended late artist XXXTENTACION Jocelyn (a friend of Jahseh's) was a model he flew her out to florida to do some modeling work and just hang out

Sadly she committed suicide...X was devastated by this event so devastated that she became his muse for his next song that he named after her in honor of her name his most popular song Jocelyn Flores is dedicated to the model

Rest in peace to both Jocelyn Flores and XXXTENTACION/X/XXX/Jah/Jahseh/Young dagger dick may you both rest in peace
Person 1:hey did you hear about X's friend Jocelyn?
Person 2:Oh yeah it's really sad i hope he's okay..
Person 1:Maybe he'll make a song after her.
Person 2 :Maybe rip Jocelyn flores
Jocelyn Flores by ll6.18.18ll September 14, 2018
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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