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bon joviesque 

an adjective used to describe someone having the qualities of Jon Bon Jovi
Note: Only used in the 17 page paper Cliff Redish wrote about Madison Werner
His smile is bon joviesque.
bon joviesque by unnamed February 5, 2004

Jewesque 

Someone that is not of the Jewish faith but in his mannerisms displays certain Jewish characteristics, or a man who has recently gone under the circumcision knife for reasons other than faith.
"Wow, Craig is looking a lot more Jewish recently"
"Yeah, he just got circumcised"
"Ah, so he's now Jewesque"
Jewesque by Uchiha December 10, 2007

Bon Joviesque 

(adj.) word used to describe something resembling or related to the lead singer of the 80's hair metal band Bon Jovi (Jon Bon Jovi).
Those tight jeans he wore to the Basketball game were Bon Joviesque.
Bon Joviesque by unknown February 4, 2004
She’s a very sweet person, charming, and very beautiful. Her gorgeous looks makes every other girl look worthless. She is outgoing, has a great smile, and a great sense of humor, She is honest and loyal and she is EVERYTHING a guy could ever ask for. Anyone who rejects her just don’t got taste at all.
Joelese is the greatest there is .
joelese by Joelese January 15, 2023
When you get molested by a guy named joe
guy 1 : i saw on the news that a person got joelested

guy 2 : yeah his name was joe
Joelested by joesiah December 16, 2019

joeyesque 

1.Using a cheesy pickup line, or otherwise chasing tail shamelessly, ala Joey Tribiani from Friends.

2. To describe someone who refers to sexual things often.
1. A: Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven I mean.
B: Sorry, I'm already with C.
C: Well, that was joeyesque.

2. D: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
E: Do you have to be so joeyesque all the time?
joeyesque by joeydanger August 5, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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