Joe C. 

Verb
1: To party so hard you shit your pants and not notice it until being repeatedly told so. Then proceed to discard the boxers (making a mess out of a friend's apartment in the process) and return to the party unaware of the stain that saturated your corduroy khakis.
2: Straight up poo your pants in public

"I shouldn't have had so many tacos with my keg beer I need a bathroom before I Joe C."

Joe C. by Dustin K "The Skipper" April 27, 2006

Joe Couch 

To buy drinks for one or more people then leaving and sticking them with the tab.

Tom ordered a shot for the group and then Joe Couched them with the tab.

Joe Couch by Kiethsmom May 9, 2014

When Is Joe Coming

A joke

When Is Joe Coming?

Joe Who?

JOE MAMA XD

When Is Joe Coming by MyBigFatBoobs October 27, 2019

Joe Collings 

Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.

J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa

Joe Collings by 9inchNails9 December 28, 2019

Joe Collings 

Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.

Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.

Be nice, don’t be a joe collings.

Joe Collings by C.P.L. December 28, 2019

Joe Chocolate 

1/4th coffee (joe), 3/4 hot chocolate

"I'll have a Joe Chocolate"
"You mean a mocha?"
"NAH BITCH GIMME SOME JOE CHOCOLATE!"

Joe Chocolate by joe chocolate November 29, 2011

joe chungus 

one of the funniest jokes according to sonic

sonic: if you dont laugh at any of these i will find you
sonic: joe chungus

joe chungus by not so big brain February 10, 2021