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jodie comer
the most talented bitch out there. she has the prettiest hands that just scream "choke me, celebrity" !
but for real she's so cute and sweet and probably the most generous , genuine person in all of the universes.
but for real she's so cute and sweet and probably the most generous , genuine person in all of the universes.
jodie comer by teenylesbo May 7, 2020
Related Words
Jodien • jodienda • jodienne • Me estás jodiendo • Jodie • Jodie Foster • jolien • jodie marsh • jodie comer • Jodene
to impress jodie foster
What you say when did something stupid and you really have no explanation as why you did it in the first place. Comes from the psychopath John Hinckley, Jr. who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.
Cop: "Why did you throw your milkshake at the drive-thru lady?"
Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."
Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."
to impress jodie foster by tonitewedineinhell June 22, 2008
Jodine
Jodine is a walking miracle, she is the most beautiful thing in the room, she is God's gift to the Earth. She is slow to trust in order to make sure that the people she spends her emotional dollars on are worth her time and energy. She is smart, funny, strong independent, and intoxicatingly gorgeous. Be carful not to look at her for too long because you will fall under her spell and you will be crippled by her beauty. She is a listener and will help you grow as an individual and reinforce every value that you hold dear. She is demanding but that is because she demands greatness and will not waste her time with people who want less for themselves than she does. As a friend she gives wonderful and insightful advise and will stick her neck out for you. On top of that she will do right by you every time she gets the chance. Do not miss out on the chance to befriend a Jodine. As a girlfriend she is the Premium Unicorn package in that she is so magnificent that it is hard to believe that a person like her actual exists. She will not argue with you but instead would prefer to have a productive conversation. She is a bit of a hatter, but that is because she values humility. She can do anything you can do, just better. If you find yourself in a relationship with a Jodine, it's time to congratulate yourself, you hit the jackpot. She is most compatible with a Samuel.
Jodine by Spidey The Terrible August 8, 2019
Jolien
Jolien is the kindest woman you will ever meet. Jolien is nice to every single person that she meets. Jolien is extremely devoted. She is wise beyond her years. Jolien is an amazing best friend and sister.
Jolien is an amazing friend.
Jolien by Yellow Rose of Texas February 8, 2020
dave and jodie
dave and jodie by Super D 08 November 27, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.