Jock lock
Jock lock by Goldenslumberer August 6, 2011
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jock-lock
The situation where one is tied up in one's own jock while wearing it. Leg straps and waistband are stretched and twisted around arms and legs and sometimes, the cup portion is pulled up over the head. Usually seen in high school locker rooms where wrestlers and/or football players hang out. Is used as a noun or as a verb.
Also used to describe the locking of somebody's legs by bending them back and slipping the ankles up through the underwear leg hole or twisting the waistband down over the shoe.
Also used to describe the locking of somebody's legs by bending them back and slipping the ankles up through the underwear leg hole or twisting the waistband down over the shoe.
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Jock-Lock
When a Jock grabs a Nerd after Gym class in the locker room after they're all sweaty and gives the nerd a wedgie and then puts the nerd in head lock and rubs his Sweaty , Smelly Armpit in the Nerds Face
One Time when my pal Dom was in gym class the school bully came up and put in him a Jock-Lock and then after gave him a swrily and hung him up on the Flag pole by his spiderman undies
Jock-Lock by wedgie Getter October 7, 2005
Jock lock wedgie
I was in my freshman year and I was wearing musical notes print bra and panties. I ripped a hole in my pants because I bent over to pick up my backpack. The teachers just let out little giggles and they didn't tell me about it. The pants were two sizes under mine because they shrunk. So at the end of the school day, someone pantsed me and took off my shirt exposing my underwear and she knocked me over and pulled my underwear over my feet giving me a jock lock wedgie and she duct tape my hands and mouth. Everyone could see my underwear and my butt. She took a picture of me and then left. Nobody helped me out and they constantly were smacking my butt when I ended up peeing myself and everyone started laughing. I was so embarrassed.
Jock lock wedgie by WedgiedGirl April 12, 2019
Jock Lock Wedgie
When you either:
Trip your victim over
Or
Find a victim conviniently on the floor already
And
You wegdie the back of their pants up hard and then force their legs up and attach the leg holes of the pants over their feet. This renders them unable to get free and the more they struggle, the tighter their wedgie gets.
This works better if you tie their hands up and if they are wearing tight jeans as they will hold the wedgie in more. Also, if performed on a female do a frontal wedgie too to add to their discomfort... and it's pure evil if they need the toilet beforehand as they will probably end up peeing themselves due to the increased pressure on their bladder!
Trip your victim over
Or
Find a victim conviniently on the floor already
And
You wegdie the back of their pants up hard and then force their legs up and attach the leg holes of the pants over their feet. This renders them unable to get free and the more they struggle, the tighter their wedgie gets.
This works better if you tie their hands up and if they are wearing tight jeans as they will hold the wedgie in more. Also, if performed on a female do a frontal wedgie too to add to their discomfort... and it's pure evil if they need the toilet beforehand as they will probably end up peeing themselves due to the increased pressure on their bladder!
I was lying on my bed on my stomach the other day in my skinny jeans, complaining to my older sister about how much I needed to go piss, but I couldn't be bothered. She laughed and suddenly jumped onto my back, giving me a jock lock wedgie and tugging up at the front a little too for effect. While I was struggling she tied my hands out in front of me and then left me. She came back ten minutes later and found me lying in a puddle of my own pee - I have never been so embarassed!
Jock Lock Wedgie by AnomA100 July 20, 2008
jock lock wedgie
Is when a jock comes up behind one of his friends or foes on the same team as them and does the following:
The giver gos up behind the victim and gives him a jock wedgiethen the giver puts the victim in head lock and then rubs the victims head in the givers sweaty arm pit until the victim begs and then the giver pulls the first jock wedgie he gave to the victim higher until the victim screams bloody murder.
Here are some tips to concider
do to a person you really don't like only do it to your friend when mad at him.
remeber it will hurt the victim very much and will embrass them more then just a simple wedgie will.
The giver gos up behind the victim and gives him a jock wedgiethen the giver puts the victim in head lock and then rubs the victims head in the givers sweaty arm pit until the victim begs and then the giver pulls the first jock wedgie he gave to the victim higher until the victim screams bloody murder.
Here are some tips to concider
do to a person you really don't like only do it to your friend when mad at him.
remeber it will hurt the victim very much and will embrass them more then just a simple wedgie will.
So iam in the locker room and almost done changing and then my worst enyme comes in and shufs me and wedgies me. Then the next day i hid in the locker room wait for him to be all a by hinself. In just 2 mins he all by himself i sneek up be hind him give a massive jock wedgie then i put him in a head and rubing his face in my sweaty arm pit. i rubed his head in my arm pit for 5 mins and then cont his jock wedgie from befor that lasted 10 mins befor he screamed bloody murder. After that day he never botherd me again. cause of that major jock lock wedgie i gave him.
jock lock wedgie by craig 159 February 16, 2008
Butt jock cock-in-a-lock
When someone's jockstrap is wiggling from their anus, and gets the strap stuck on a jammed cock lock.
"I was rushing to class when I got Butt jock cock-in-a-locked and was stuck in place until the paramedics came along."
"Did you see Angelo get butt jock cock-in-a-locked during recess?"
"Did you see Angelo get butt jock cock-in-a-locked during recess?"
Butt jock cock-in-a-lock by mupidstaggie October 3, 2013
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