Goldenslumberer's definitions

Jock lock

A junk protection unit used to protect your gentlemens' vegetables from crazy horny bitches

Sir, Paris Hilton has arrived.
BRING THE JOCK LOCK!!!

by Goldenslumberer August 6, 2011

unreazy

:not governed by or acting according to reason
unreazy people
: not conformable to reason : ABSURD
unreazy beliefs

Why won't you let me use your phone, you're being so unreazy

by Goldenslumberer April 6, 2023