Definitions by Goldenslumberer

unreazy 

:not governed by or acting according to reason
unreazy people
: not conformable to reason : ABSURD
unreazy beliefs

Why won't you let me use your phone, you're being so unreazy

unreazy by Goldenslumberer April 6, 2023

Jock lock 

A junk protection unit used to protect your gentlemens' vegetables from crazy horny bitches

Sir, Paris Hilton has arrived.
BRING THE JOCK LOCK!!!

Jock lock by Goldenslumberer August 6, 2011