Joblinski

A way of saying you jerked off.

Jayden: Dude I couldn't Joblinski last night she didn't update her feed!
Salvatore: Bro I found a different page its better. Easier to Joblinski to.

Joblinski by theoneandonlybobbybrown January 14, 2020

Jablinskied 

When someone tricks you into watching their videos to see gameplay, but there’s no gameplay.

I went on JablinskiGames to see new Trover Saves The Universe gameplay, but I got Jablinskied. Jack Black got us again!

Jablinskied by bstujm June 27, 2019

Jablinskified 

Jack blacks online ID is jablisnkigames so a popular wide term Saying is get Jablinskified when you kill someone in a game. Popularised by Scameron (Mr moo moo and the OCE bombers)

Get Jablinskified you console pleb

Jablinskified by Will_Benyeet December 27, 2019

oblinski 

when a guy gets drunk and becomes gay touchy feely with his bros and whispers and gooses guys in thier anus

jed got wasted and got oblinski on me and touched my dick

oblinski by kristie rabago February 29, 2008

jablonskied 

In hockey: to check someone from behind, and then paralyzing them in the process.

i just jablonskied that kid.

jablonskied by moahmar March 21, 2012

Jablinski 

The sexiest and most experienced gamer ever to exist.

Can also be used as a synonym for beast.

Judge: *To prosecutor* State your case.
Prosecutor: Mr. Timothy is here because he talked profanities about Jablinski. Would you like me to read some of them?
Judge: Go ahead.
Prosecutor: Ehm, "Jablinski is a trash YouTuber and an even more trash gamer"
Judge: Thank you. I find Mr. Timothy guilty, and sentence him to death.
Mr. Timothy: Wait wh-

Girl 1: Wow, I love Mark, he's so nice and he like defends everyone!
Girl 2: Ikr, he's such a jablinski.

Jablinski by big_benis_nibba July 24, 2019

Jablinskied 

When a teenager of dubious financial background promises to pay you back, but does not -- claiming poverty.

Dave-o totally jablinskied me on that $10 -- that dude's poor.

Jablinskied by D. Biddy December 9, 2008