Jobisa
You're a bad bad bitch, cute , independent and so fucking hot damn gurl!! And you only date boys who treats you right and buys you flowers every anniversary.
Jobisa is such an inspiration
Words you can keep
Jolisa
Jolisa is the kind of girl who is a badass but is also very cute and funny. Usually the center of attention. If she likes you just chose to like her back, she is the REAL DEAL
WOAH MAN Jolisa is your girlfriend?!
Jolisa by uncutcheese April 22, 2020
Jonisa
A Beautiful girl who isn't afraid to show who she is. Jonisa isn't afraid of rejection. Rejection is afraid of her. Jonisa will make you fall in love with her it's hard not to think about Jonisa.
Jonisa by PANDA BEOTCH! October 13, 2011
Jobist
Broseph: I dislike postal workers, they never deliver my important documents in a timely fashion.
Bronando: You're jobist, bro
Bronando: You're jobist, bro
Jobist by i just really love sunshine December 18, 2011
Jobist
Jobist by Sakurakage September 9, 2019
Jobsian Complex
Mental disorder defined by the effect of Steve Jobs fanboyism on the personality of a given subject. Often derived from normal, less pathological Apple fandom and channeled through unauthorized biographies. Common symptoms are one of more of the following : compulsive, neurotic attention to detail, at least partially irrational lust for secrecy, violent outbursts including the flinging of 80's electronics at unsuspecting bystanders.
"If he'd kept his Jobsian Complex in check, Bob would have gotten his company's product out of the door three years ago."
Jobsian Complex by mattbr78 August 27, 2009
jolisa
A talented girl and one that is kind other people a person that loves her family and friends and a person that is Panamañian
jolisa by Chiquitinis June 18, 2018
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!