Jobisa
You're a bad bad bitch, cute , independent and so fucking hot damn gurl!! And you only date boys who treats you right and buys you flowers every anniversary.
Jobisa is such an inspiration
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Jolisa
Jolisa is the kind of girl who is a badass but is also very cute and funny. Usually the center of attention. If she likes you just chose to like her back, she is the REAL DEAL
WOAH MAN Jolisa is your girlfriend?!
Jolisa by uncutcheese April 22, 2020
Jonisa
A Beautiful girl who isn't afraid to show who she is. Jonisa isn't afraid of rejection. Rejection is afraid of her. Jonisa will make you fall in love with her it's hard not to think about Jonisa.
Jonisa by PANDA BEOTCH! October 13, 2011
Jobist
Broseph: I dislike postal workers, they never deliver my important documents in a timely fashion.
Bronando: You're jobist, bro
Bronando: You're jobist, bro
Jobist by i just really love sunshine December 18, 2011
Jobist
Jobist by Sakurakage September 9, 2019
Jobsian Complex
Mental disorder defined by the effect of Steve Jobs fanboyism on the personality of a given subject. Often derived from normal, less pathological Apple fandom and channeled through unauthorized biographies. Common symptoms are one of more of the following : compulsive, neurotic attention to detail, at least partially irrational lust for secrecy, violent outbursts including the flinging of 80's electronics at unsuspecting bystanders.
"If he'd kept his Jobsian Complex in check, Bob would have gotten his company's product out of the door three years ago."
Jobsian Complex by mattbr78 August 27, 2009
jolisa
A talented girl and one that is kind other people a person that loves her family and friends and a person that is Panamañian
jolisa by Chiquitinis June 18, 2018
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fache-couture
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
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“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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