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Jolisa is the kind of girl who is a badass but is also very cute and funny. Usually the center of attention. If she likes you just chose to like her back, she is the REAL DEAL
WOAH MAN Jolisa is your girlfriend?!
Jolisa by uncutcheese April 22, 2020
Related Words
Jonisa • Jon is a Simp • Jenisa • joniyan • JoLisa • jonians • Jonila • Jonsa • Jonia • Joniah

JonSandman Disease 

Yelling in a YouTube video for seemingly no reason, in a click bait fashion.
"Why are you yelling?!"

"Sorry, it's like a tick that comes out of nowhere. It's called JonSandman disease."
She is a great friend, will do anything for anyone in need. She has massive style and beauty, and all of that can't even compare to her sense of humor and intelligence. She is the most loving and caring person you could meet and when she loves she loves hard. When she says the words " I love you " she means but she won't say them easily. It will take her whole heart for her to tell you that she loves you but when she does it will be amazing.
Joniya can make you smile, even on your worse day
Joniya by Youngghodess May 13, 2018

Jonksauce 

Of or pertaining to Josh Jonkman. Ew...
Hey look, there's Jonksauce, walkin' down the street. Ew...
Jonksauce by what_the_boss May 13, 2010
Jonisha is a lady who believes in god.she enjoys church very much. Hard to get to know but in the end she will be one if the most realest friends you ever meant she will never leave your side no matter how much you've hurted her. She is so silly. She fears bugs. When she likes someone she sticks with that person. She is shy at time. She could get a little stubborn. She cannot stand in one place. she is deeply in love with food. When it comes to her friends she chooses to go last in everything if you find yourself a jonisha your very lucky to have her.
So I just meant this girl named jonisha aye she's pretty cool

A Jonisha? You got you a Jonisha your so lucky don't ever switch up on you she will tell you like it is and she is the most loyal person you'll ever meet.
Jonisha by Band.bae August 15, 2017
Jonida is a beautiful as a matter a fact shes a gorgeous girl everybody litterally everyone is jelous of she gets all the boys she has a perfect body when she walks in a room everyones vibes go from good to amazing when she laughs its so contagious that everyone gets it her long brunnet hair is litterally like fabulous its so silky and shiny. She is just so perfect there is no word to describe how amazing she is !!!
" Damn john do you see that gorgeous girl"
"Yep lets see if we can get her number she's definitely a Jonida"
jonida by Onetreehillfan July 24, 2017
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WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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