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Weird but really cute boy. He is a really friendly kid, Jobias will seem like a really mean person until you get to meet him jobias likes to wear clothes that he thinks fit his personality. He is a really shy person so it takes time for him to speak to the girls he likes. This person has a really calm but lowkey cocky personality Jobias loves to see himself posted on pages from people he calls his friends. If you become a friend of his you should feel special He hates to feel like hes better then people so he helps them get on his level. Jobias is a character if you meet him. He hates having real deal talks with people because he speaks his mind. Jobias is also an emotional thinker which makes him do and say certain things around people.
There go Jobias
Jobias by Mrs. Bright February 2, 2020
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a wild pokemon that can not be caught and knows only one attack: Roar. when jobius grows to level 36 Roar evolves into the more powerful attack Epic Roar
Game Narrator - "A wild Jobius appeared, it used ROAR!"

Game Narrator - "A wild Jobius appeared, it used EPIC ROAR!"

Ash - wow that's a very strong wild Jobius, it must be over level 36! With its Epic Roar attack i'm sure it could defeat all of my Pokemon with one move, especially that pussy bitch, pikachu!
jobius by jobiusroar19 December 5, 2010
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Jobias Josias Jobis Jobism Jobist jabias Jobisa jobishroom jobius jobtastic
Prejudice towards people with a specific job or career. Similar to racist, classist, etc.
Broseph: I dislike postal workers, they never deliver my important documents in a timely fashion.

Bronando: You're jobist, bro
Jobist by i just really love sunshine December 18, 2011
The definition of Josias is a handsome kid who has a big dick which girls love. He is probably the sexiest man alive and the richest. He is funny, and he be getting all the bitches!
" Yo, last night, my friend had a Josias!

" He's lucky, I wish I had one.
Josias by Tha-bossx777 December 8, 2012
Is an adjective of someone who won't go out with someone who works with.
Coworker: I know we are coworkers.
Me: I don't date people from work.
Coworker: You are Jobist!
Jobist by Sakurakage September 9, 2019
He’s lowkey a simp, but he has a good heart. Dudes named Josias will go out of their way to make sure you feel comfortable and safe. With their kind attitudes and generous way of living, everybody needs a Josias in their life. If you don’t have one, get one!
Have you met Josias yet? Pretty handsome if you ask me..
Josias by Geeetouttahere September 13, 2020
Josias Is A Peng Kid Who Gets All The Birches Josias Ain't Afraid To Talk His Mind Esspecially To Women He Loves Attention But Also Has A Reputation Of A TroubleMaker Hes Always Polite And Kind Hearted But His Mood Could Swing Into A Mysterious,Cute Bad Boy Ladies Fall For Or A Young Gentleman Ladies Are Attracted To. Besides His Epic Humour And His Peng Looks Josias Is A Girls Dream Guy.
Josias
Josias by InPosta May 3, 2018
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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