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lol jober
Jober by Thoms Party October 26, 2008
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A parent who suffers the loss of a child.
We had three children, two children living, but I'm also a Jober.
Jober by PrincessEvielaia October 3, 2025

hand jober 

1. Call girl or porn star slang for men that they would give a hand job to but don't really want to fuck.

2. The loser reject of society usually fat and or really ugly which strippers or occasional female friends are willing to give a hand job to out of sympathy but wouldn't have sex with.
"I saw this hand jober at work last night, he was a real charity case!"
hand jober by sherman3point0 July 9, 2009

(as) jober as a sudge 

very sober, not drunk(from a deliberate spoonerism on sober as a judge)
Of course I have not had any drinks tonight, I am obviously as jober as a sudge.
Joergen was a horse of pewdiepie
pls joergen dont teleport away again and stay with pewd
Joergen by Pewdiepie's horse July 8, 2019
A beautiful horse That pwediepie has. Joergan dies in a wall one day and so Joergan #2 had to come in and make pewdiepie happier.
“Joergan was like a father to me. I loved him like a son.”
Joergan by Frilkmilk July 7, 2019
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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