Jober

When a dunk person is trying to act like they are sober.

"Don't worry guys I am totally jober!"

by fishcake July 11, 2008

Jober

Chris's penis

lol jober

by Thoms Party September 13, 2008

hand jober

1. Call girl or porn star slang for men that they would give a hand job to but don't really want to fuck.

2. The loser reject of society usually fat and or really ugly which strippers or occasional female friends are willing to give a hand job to out of sympathy but wouldn't have sex with.

"I saw this hand jober at work last night, he was a real charity case!"

by sherman3point0 July 09, 2009

(as) jober as a sudge

very sober, not drunk(from a deliberate spoonerism on sober as a judge)

Of course I have not had any drinks tonight, I am obviously as jober as a sudge.

by Light Joker October 20, 2004