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When a dunk person is trying to act like they are sober.
"Don't worry guys I am totally jober!"
Jober by fishcake October 27, 2008
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lol jober
Jober by Thoms Party October 26, 2008
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A parent who suffers the loss of a child.
We had three children, two children living, but I'm also a Jober.
Jober by PrincessEvielaia October 3, 2025

hand jober 

1. Call girl or porn star slang for men that they would give a hand job to but don't really want to fuck.

2. The loser reject of society usually fat and or really ugly which strippers or occasional female friends are willing to give a hand job to out of sympathy but wouldn't have sex with.
"I saw this hand jober at work last night, he was a real charity case!"
hand jober by sherman3point0 July 9, 2009

(as) jober as a sudge 

very sober, not drunk(from a deliberate spoonerism on sober as a judge)
Of course I have not had any drinks tonight, I am obviously as jober as a sudge.
Joergen was a horse of pewdiepie
pls joergen dont teleport away again and stay with pewd
Joergen by Pewdiepie's horse July 8, 2019
A beautiful horse That pwediepie has. Joergan dies in a wall one day and so Joergan #2 had to come in and make pewdiepie happier.
“Joergan was like a father to me. I loved him like a son.”
Joergan by Frilkmilk July 7, 2019
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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