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The act of being overweight, large, fat, always eating
DAVID: Hey man, wanna go catch a movie?
JON: I can't bro! I'm Jobbing.

DAVID: Bro again!? You won't be able to walk if you keep that up!
JON: I can't stop the Jobbe!
Jobbe by LARDOFATHUGE August 29, 2021
Words you can keep
Jobbe is a kind of person who everyone needs in their life. He/she's the definition of perfection. He/she's a music fan too of Ariana Grande, Summer Walker, Doja Cat & SZA. It's all about good taste.
What is your name?
I'm Jobbe.
Oh so you're the definition of perfection !
Jobbe by goodlinesza February 17, 2022
Related Words

jobbe jansen 

Also called 'sos'
Jobbe Jansen is part of the socialts!
jobbe jansen by GarryBedrock December 1, 2017
an item in which the name or function is unbeknownst to (or has been forgotten by) the person uttering the term
“I twisted the dilly-doo until the thingy lined up with the whosie-whatsit and wouldn’t ya know it. The dingus got all gashnitzed and gashnizzled and the jobby-joo went wizz-bang out the back. Please forgive me if I’m getting too technical for you. It’s just that I’ve been workin’ in the doojigger biz since I was knee-high to a whatchamacallit and I rarely interact with you civilians.”
jobby-joo by goose_on_a_roof October 15, 2020

Nut Jobber

when you’d rather (spicy Boston accent) erra bend yourself into a a pretzel and lick your own bean bag...deez nutz erra, taint, rather than Hot Big Ben, Siphoes, cock throttling puss-say with your MDE caaaack
I know this sweet siphoe who seemed ok but after sniifing her STANK cock throttling sniizach I decided to just give myself a Nut Jobber rather than crossing that hot cess puss-say pool
Nut Jobber by British Gal 1973 January 25, 2021

Jibber Jabber 

Jibber jabber is Incoherent and unintelligible rapid speech often in slang or patois. Used in the UK as a disparaging name for other languages such as French, Spanish or American.
“It was all jibber jabber. Couldn’t understand a dam’ word the wretched feller was sayin’, Jeeves.”
“But, Milord, he was an American.”
“Yes?”
Jibber Jabber by AKACroatalin June 4, 2015

Jobby Webcam 

Similar to webcamming, jobby webcam is a hobby where you turn on the camera and take a jobby.
Jobby Webcam by Miya Balsitch February 16, 2021
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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