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jobberish 

When a senior member of staff uses, words such as obviously usually many times to explain a job to an employee, which they have took on
and blatantly have no clue what they are talking about! Often used in conjunction with lots of mumbling

The employer using Jobberish attempts to bamboozle the employee with lots of information given very quickly whilst also using the word obviously.... lots of times to imply the employee is not quite getting the obvious and is somehow dimmer than the user of jobberish! for not being quick on the uptake!

Jobberish = jibberish whilst explaining a job
Employer: I need you to do this job for me..obviously it will need to be red and in a scale of (mumble) it will be made out of acrylic with (mumble) and obviously will need radius corners. Obviously i need this for (mumble) and the client will collect it on (mumble)

Employee: Your are talking utter jobberish!! please rephrase the above statement!!
jobberish by Faffwell Jones May 23, 2013
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jobberish 

a way of stating how obviously stupid a statement is that has just been made
bob"i like this booked because it cool"
Ted Replies "thats so jobberish bob!!!"
jobberish by Pioglioes October 17, 2006

jibberish 

A language made up by the user(s) that doesn't fall under any particular established tounge.
"When my friends talk about World of Warcraft, it seems like their speaking jibberish".

"Sigur Ros use a jibberish language called Hopelandic in some of their songs".

"When I was 10, my friends would sometimes speak in jibberish just to piss me off".
jibberish by HockeyRockNRollDude December 4, 2007

midnight jiberish 

The point past midnight where someone starts talking jiberish just because the person is really tired and should probably go to sleep. It may seem like the person is high, but in fact, he/she just has a severe case of midnight jiberish.
"Why were you reciting Disney movies to me last night?"
"I was? It was probably midnight jiberish."

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jibberish 

A real language that girls use to tell each other things so boys won't know what they're saying.
dithagont yithagou withagish yithagou nithagew jithagibbithagerithagish ?
jibberish by Lindsey April 27, 2004

jiberish 

nonsense;talking about something that doesn't make any sense
A:I can't understand what she is on about!
B:Let her be.. she is talking jiberish..
jiberish by petey91 April 13, 2008