joannes
a boy i wanna love but doesn’t know it. already have strong STRONG feelings for! but he’s a complete idiot and don’t realize it.
joannes by i’m sad sadly November 13, 2018
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Jóannes
Jóannes is a boy, who's an absolute Minecraft nerd, who won't stop talking about it. Makes people subscribe to his YT channel. Forces people to do shit for him. Jerks off to furry porn :3
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Joanne
Joanne is very bubbly and friendly. She is not afraid to cheer someone up. She is very sweet and is an awesome friend. Sometimes she chooses the wrong person to believe, but she always comes out right in the end. She is intelligent and honest. She makes friends very easily. She is a wonderful girl and the perfect person to hang around with.
Joanne by AnonymousRichGirl July 6, 2020
Johannes
Johannes is the tallest sexiest bloke with the biggest dick around. On top of this he is the most good looking and the smartest man alive.
Johannes by Choklad papi March 6, 2017
Joanne
joanne's are beautiful in many people eyes, they are down to earth, have a random sense of humour, and are always up for a little bit of danger in life. joanne's hold very random conversation but can be serious when needed to. joanne's may put their friends before their guy but they are willing to make sacrifices for both partys. joanne's tend to fall for people who are in there opinion sexy. a joanne's perfect match is tall and handsome.
Joanne by lo, lo, lo-ve love. November 5, 2011
Jannes Rule
When you're about to break up, you get your girl to give you a blowjob the day you're going to breakup with her
Jannes Rule by peetee.tn September 19, 2021
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