Jóannes

Jóannes is a boy, who's an absolute Minecraft nerd, who won't stop talking about it. Makes people subscribe to his YT channel. Forces people to do shit for him. Jerks off to furry porn :3

Person 1: OML, look at his glasses, he's such a fucking Jóannes wtf?
Person 2: IKR? Prob gets no bitches.

by mammatín December 5, 2023

joannes

a boy i wanna love but doesn’t know it. already have strong STRONG feelings for! but he’s a complete idiot and don’t realize it.

Joannes i wanna love you but i’m scared.

by i’m sad sadly November 13, 2018

Joanne

Joanne is very bubbly and friendly. She is not afraid to cheer someone up. She is very sweet and is an awesome friend. Sometimes she chooses the wrong person to believe, but she always comes out right in the end. She is intelligent and honest. She makes friends very easily. She is a wonderful girl and the perfect person to hang around with.

Joanne: Hey I got 100!
Chloe: Me too because you helped me study! You rock Jo!

by AnonymousRichGirl July 6, 2020

Johannes

Johannes is the tallest sexiest bloke with the biggest dick around. On top of this he is the most good looking and the smartest man alive.

Johannes christ our lord and saviour

by Choklad papi March 6, 2017

Joanne

joanne's are beautiful in many people eyes, they are down to earth, have a random sense of humour, and are always up for a little bit of danger in life. joanne's hold very random conversation but can be serious when needed to. joanne's may put their friends before their guy but they are willing to make sacrifices for both partys. joanne's tend to fall for people who are in there opinion sexy. a joanne's perfect match is tall and handsome.

she's beautiful! she must be a joanne.
she a bad chick! she's a joanne.

by lo, lo, lo-ve love. November 5, 2011

Jannes Rule

When you're about to break up, you get your girl to give you a blowjob the day you're going to breakup with her

Pascal: Did you breakup with your girlfriend?

Lukas: Yeah i did, but before i used the Jannes Rule.

by peetee.tn September 19, 2021

Joanne

A girl who seems innocent , but also knows how to have fun. Joannes are usually beautiful, have slender and sexy bodies, extremely smart, and get all the guys.

guy 1: "That girl looks like a Joanne; she's so fine"
guy 2: "I know, damn i wish i could tap that"

by Namerater May 3, 2008