Jannes 

A person by the name of Jannes is probably THE most attractive, intelligent and interesting person you will ever meet.

They are so rare and cool, if you see one get an autograph immediately.

Girl1: No way I think I saw a Jannes today, he was so cool.
Girl2: OMG what, did you ask for a selfie?

Jannes by NotificationGang June 28, 2020

jannes 

1. An uberly stressed, bald ecomics teacher at the LFC in Elburg.
2. Used as a verb, as in going somewhere, doing things etc.
3. Holland's GREATEST Dutch singer, Jannes - Ga maar Weg.

<Sh1fty> woat doacht je ervannes wimmus?
<Krypton> nou, we wapperen deur.
<@JannesBoeije> MENSEN, HOUD NOU EENS VERDOMME JULLIE BEKKEN DICHT.

Verb: mmm we jannessen door

jannes by neK January 16, 2004

Jannes 

basically a very gay boy

also the "j" is actually a "y" BAMBOOZLED KIDS

haHAA Jannes super cringe

Jannes by wafflezzzzz November 11, 2019

Jannes 

A fat whale Who usually kidnaps little boy's in the Night then sexually attack them And When someone comes he hides in the closet, he is the closet monster

Did You heared the news

Yeah Michja got Jannes'd last Night

Yeah Jannes is gay

Jannes by Rurururuir October 27, 2017

Jannes 

A male person who’s openly gay and is so proud/cocky about the fact that he’s gay that he feels it’s justified to verbally abuse straight males.

Look at that guy in the pink shirt over there! He’s such a jannes in how he’s treating his straight friends, that makes me so angry!

Jannes by Omellete March 20, 2018

Jannes 

a tall, green-eyed, overly active guy who has a hard time to relax and be by himself. He is obsessed with is bicycle and would like to marry it, if possible. He is a real gentleman and likes to read every wish from his favorite girl's eyes.

Hey, Jannes, Lächel Mal!

Jannes by honeycakehorse September 27, 2018

Jannes 

a green-eyed, big-brained, super creative bicycle-fanatic and black coffee-lover. Jannes is always there for his friends and up for activities at any time of the day (or night). He is a true gentleman and passionate lover.

That guy's great! He's such a Jannes!

Jannes by honeycakehorse September 27, 2018