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Joanneke 

Joanneke is a very kind and loving person. She is also insanely smart en can tell interesting stories.
I love Joanneke, she is so kind.
Joanneke by Noukks November 21, 2021
Words you can keep
A beautiful girl whose smile can light up the room. She will get the most loveliest boyfriend and take immense precaution of their relationship. A Janneke will get hurt but will always retaliate stronger than ever.
"I really wish I could find a girl like Janneke"
"She has a boyfriend, of couse"
"...dammit."
Janneke by ZoSMURF September 25, 2011
Janneke is the name of a very beautiful girl. It is a dutch name meaning Gods Gift. The name Janneke is famous in Dutch.
Hey did you see the new girl shes very hot.

Yes i her name is Janneke and shes obviously taken.

Shucks I was wondering if she could be my date to prom.
Janneke by Liongirlgaming2018 December 6, 2019
Janneke, is a crazy funny beautyful girl i love her she is family and i think my best friend. she knows everything about me, and i know everything about here. This one is for you janneke. If you ever feel down than read this and you will instantly smile i love you <3
Guy:Hey you saw that beautiful girl over there?
guys friend:Yes that's janneke she is pretty awesome.
janneke by coco prishilla April 7, 2013
Johanneke's are usually Dutch. They are crazy weird but in a way you feel drawn to. They have beautiful soul snatching eyes and a smile that makes your heart skip a beat.

They live for taking care of the people they love, showering you in their insane amount of mom energy.

They are hella smart too. Hella? Yes, don't think she's an angel, even though she looks like one from the outside.

There's a demon residing inside her. And you either get a succubus, vampire or a murderous beast. Be careful what you wish for.

If you ever find one, as a friend or lover: keep her happy. You will forever regret the day she leaves you.
That's Johanneke, she's Dutch.

Don't look into Johanneke's eyes, she will steal your soul!

She's such a mom, that Johanneke.
Johanneke by Joadmirer November 22, 2021
the type of person to see the best in people, even if it's at their own risk or even expense. jannekes have the purest and biggest of hearts. jannekes tend to scrunch up their nose when they smile, and have the biggest, purest, most child-like grin.

jannekes tend to be eccentric from birth, one janneke being more obvious about it than the other. they prefer emotion over rationality. leaning more towards supporting them emotionally instead of providing solutions and giving advice will strengthen your bond and make janneke appreciate you more. they're creative and intrigued by the sky, the moon, the stars and the spiritual/occult.

unexpectedly, their morality isn't always black and white. don't be fooled by their innocent looks, they have a mischievous and controversial side to them. feel free to vent to them, even when you're fearing they might judge you. they might actually really understand what you feel or want, without a hint of judgment in their reaction.

jannekes are just as much mellow homebodies as adventure-seeking and fun-loving social butterflies. they live up to the definition of a friend you can laugh and cry with.

great gifts for a janneke are: tarot decks, art supplies (be careful with this one, they tend to already have many in their possession), crystals, plushies, travel tickets, delicious food or treating them to a nice dinner.

treat the janneke(s) in your life right, or regret messing up forever. they're truly valuable people to have around.
person 1: “so, i met this new person, and they're so generous, kind, non-judgmental.”

person 2: “oh, are they a janneke?”

person 1: “wow, yeah, how'd you know?!”
janneke by Boketto November 20, 2021
Your best friend. The one that’s always there for you. This person is amazing, always there for you and looks fire. She’s trustworthy, loyal, fashionable and above all kind. If you ever feel like your world is falling apart this person can fix it. She is so inspiring because of the light that she can bring on to others. Sometimes she can be a bit stubborn but that’s just because she thinks their friends and family deserve the best that she could think of. To sum it up, this person deserves the world<3
Johanneke is amazing
Johanneke by N._<3 November 22, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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