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Janneke
A beautiful girl whose smile can light up the room. She will get the most loveliest boyfriend and take immense precaution of their relationship. A Janneke will get hurt but will always retaliate stronger than ever.
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Janneke
Janneke is the name of a very beautiful girl. It is a dutch name meaning Gods Gift. The name Janneke is famous in Dutch.
Hey did you see the new girl shes very hot.
Yes i her name is Janneke and shes obviously taken.
Shucks I was wondering if she could be my date to prom.
Yes i her name is Janneke and shes obviously taken.
Shucks I was wondering if she could be my date to prom.
Janneke by Liongirlgaming2018 December 6, 2019
janneke
Janneke, is a crazy funny beautyful girl i love her she is family and i think my best friend. she knows everything about me, and i know everything about here. This one is for you janneke. If you ever feel down than read this and you will instantly smile i love you <3
Guy:Hey you saw that beautiful girl over there?
guys friend:Yes that's janneke she is pretty awesome.
guys friend:Yes that's janneke she is pretty awesome.
janneke by coco prishilla April 7, 2013
Johanneke
Johanneke's are usually Dutch. They are crazy weird but in a way you feel drawn to. They have beautiful soul snatching eyes and a smile that makes your heart skip a beat.
They live for taking care of the people they love, showering you in their insane amount of mom energy.
They are hella smart too. Hella? Yes, don't think she's an angel, even though she looks like one from the outside.
There's a demon residing inside her. And you either get a succubus, vampire or a murderous beast. Be careful what you wish for.
If you ever find one, as a friend or lover: keep her happy. You will forever regret the day she leaves you.
They live for taking care of the people they love, showering you in their insane amount of mom energy.
They are hella smart too. Hella? Yes, don't think she's an angel, even though she looks like one from the outside.
There's a demon residing inside her. And you either get a succubus, vampire or a murderous beast. Be careful what you wish for.
If you ever find one, as a friend or lover: keep her happy. You will forever regret the day she leaves you.
janneke
the type of person to see the best in people, even if it's at their own risk or even expense. jannekes have the purest and biggest of hearts. jannekes tend to scrunch up their nose when they smile, and have the biggest, purest, most child-like grin.
jannekes tend to be eccentric from birth, one janneke being more obvious about it than the other. they prefer emotion over rationality. leaning more towards supporting them emotionally instead of providing solutions and giving advice will strengthen your bond and make janneke appreciate you more. they're creative and intrigued by the sky, the moon, the stars and the spiritual/occult.
unexpectedly, their morality isn't always black and white. don't be fooled by their innocent looks, they have a mischievous and controversial side to them. feel free to vent to them, even when you're fearing they might judge you. they might actually really understand what you feel or want, without a hint of judgment in their reaction.
jannekes are just as much mellow homebodies as adventure-seeking and fun-loving social butterflies. they live up to the definition of a friend you can laugh and cry with.
great gifts for a janneke are: tarot decks, art supplies (be careful with this one, they tend to already have many in their possession), crystals, plushies, travel tickets, delicious food or treating them to a nice dinner.
treat the janneke(s) in your life right, or regret messing up forever. they're truly valuable people to have around.
jannekes tend to be eccentric from birth, one janneke being more obvious about it than the other. they prefer emotion over rationality. leaning more towards supporting them emotionally instead of providing solutions and giving advice will strengthen your bond and make janneke appreciate you more. they're creative and intrigued by the sky, the moon, the stars and the spiritual/occult.
unexpectedly, their morality isn't always black and white. don't be fooled by their innocent looks, they have a mischievous and controversial side to them. feel free to vent to them, even when you're fearing they might judge you. they might actually really understand what you feel or want, without a hint of judgment in their reaction.
jannekes are just as much mellow homebodies as adventure-seeking and fun-loving social butterflies. they live up to the definition of a friend you can laugh and cry with.
great gifts for a janneke are: tarot decks, art supplies (be careful with this one, they tend to already have many in their possession), crystals, plushies, travel tickets, delicious food or treating them to a nice dinner.
treat the janneke(s) in your life right, or regret messing up forever. they're truly valuable people to have around.
Johanneke
Your best friend. The one that’s always there for you. This person is amazing, always there for you and looks fire. She’s trustworthy, loyal, fashionable and above all kind. If you ever feel like your world is falling apart this person can fix it. She is so inspiring because of the light that she can bring on to others. Sometimes she can be a bit stubborn but that’s just because she thinks their friends and family deserve the best that she could think of. To sum it up, this person deserves the world<3
Johanneke is amazing
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