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A beautiful girl whose smile can light up the room. She will get the most loveliest boyfriend and take immense precaution of their relationship. A Janneke will get hurt but will always retaliate stronger than ever.
"I really wish I could find a girl like Janneke"
"She has a boyfriend, of couse"
"...dammit."
Janneke by ZoSMURF September 25, 2011
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Janneke is the name of a very beautiful girl. It is a dutch name meaning Gods Gift. The name Janneke is famous in Dutch.
Hey did you see the new girl shes very hot.

Yes i her name is Janneke and shes obviously taken.

Shucks I was wondering if she could be my date to prom.
Janneke by Liongirlgaming2018 December 6, 2019
Janneke, is a crazy funny beautyful girl i love her she is family and i think my best friend. she knows everything about me, and i know everything about here. This one is for you janneke. If you ever feel down than read this and you will instantly smile i love you <3
Guy:Hey you saw that beautiful girl over there?
guys friend:Yes that's janneke she is pretty awesome.
janneke by coco prishilla April 7, 2013
A loving caring young woman who get hurt by many but never shows her emotions. This young lady have a lot of boys who wants her but she only focus on that one. She is very helpful and very energized and playful. She Is not a fighter but she will fight if she have too .
Jonnese gave me a chocolate chip cookie.
jonnese by Ghyrwv June 18, 2014
the type of person to see the best in people, even if it's at their own risk or even expense. jannekes have the purest and biggest of hearts. jannekes tend to scrunch up their nose when they smile, and have the biggest, purest, most child-like grin.

jannekes tend to be eccentric from birth, one janneke being more obvious about it than the other. they prefer emotion over rationality. leaning more towards supporting them emotionally instead of providing solutions and giving advice will strengthen your bond and make janneke appreciate you more. they're creative and intrigued by the sky, the moon, the stars and the spiritual/occult.

unexpectedly, their morality isn't always black and white. don't be fooled by their innocent looks, they have a mischievous and controversial side to them. feel free to vent to them, even when you're fearing they might judge you. they might actually really understand what you feel or want, without a hint of judgment in their reaction.

jannekes are just as much mellow homebodies as adventure-seeking and fun-loving social butterflies. they live up to the definition of a friend you can laugh and cry with.

great gifts for a janneke are: tarot decks, art supplies (be careful with this one, they tend to already have many in their possession), crystals, plushies, travel tickets, delicious food or treating them to a nice dinner.

treat the janneke(s) in your life right, or regret messing up forever. they're truly valuable people to have around.
person 1: “so, i met this new person, and they're so generous, kind, non-judgmental.”

person 2: “oh, are they a janneke?”

person 1: “wow, yeah, how'd you know?!”
janneke by Boketto November 20, 2021
so hot amazing, great, funny, amazing friend, and very nice ;)
"Yo! Janneke is in VC! Let's go talk to her, she's awesome!"
janneke by ack quack December 6, 2021
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