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Johanneke's are usually Dutch. They are crazy weird but in a way you feel drawn to. They have beautiful soul snatching eyes and a smile that makes your heart skip a beat.
They live for taking care of the people they love, showering you in their insane amount of mom energy.
They are hella smart too. Hella? Yes, don't think she's an angel, even though she looks like one from the outside.
There's a demon residing inside her. And you either get a succubus, vampire or a murderous beast. Be careful what you wish for.
If you ever find one, as a friend or lover: keep her happy. You will forever regret the day she leaves you.
They live for taking care of the people they love, showering you in their insane amount of mom energy.
They are hella smart too. Hella? Yes, don't think she's an angel, even though she looks like one from the outside.
There's a demon residing inside her. And you either get a succubus, vampire or a murderous beast. Be careful what you wish for.
If you ever find one, as a friend or lover: keep her happy. You will forever regret the day she leaves you.
That's Johanneke, she's Dutch.
Don't look into Johanneke's eyes, she will steal your soul!
She's such a mom, that Johanneke.
Don't look into Johanneke's eyes, she will steal your soul!
She's such a mom, that Johanneke.
by Joadmirer November 22, 2021
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